pics or it didnt happen.


fact.i have poison ivy on my foot and am having a panic attack as we speak.idk what im panicking about tho.

 

My parents and I just recieved an order for a dozen bottles Swartland Syrah 2006

nicest south african wine ever.

fact?

 

i don't think anyone is really a connoisseur of south african wine.

 

I went to south africa and went on several wine tasting tours, hows that for south african wine knowlege?

 

my favorite wine is MD 20/20 Blue Raspberry,
with added bling

 

HAHAHAHAHAH

www.bumwine.com

 

big blue, if i remember you right from the wacha look like thread...

you are way more gangster than you look.

 

Fact: i hate wine

 

Yessir,
Wild Irish Rose is also quite nice.

and yes, LCN,
I don't wear Red Monkey or Bapes,
but I stay in Detroit,
so what do you expect?

 

i heard detroit was mad ghetter... guess i'll find out for myself one day if i come up on an rv...

my random fact about myself is that i steal dudes' girlfriends, and never find my own on my own time.. i'm a scumfuck.

 

good thing there's no such thing as moral court

 

i feel you on this. shit's mad sketchy though. cause if they left their boyfriend for you, who's to say they won't leave you for someone else?

i usually end up getting with my girlfriend's friends... who have boyfriends.
that's how i got my current girlfriend.

left her boyfriend of 3 and a half years for me.

 

haha, nice.

well i'm talking to this girl that my buddy said needed help on how to talk to her without it being weird and shit, so i sat and chilled with them one day, and i realized, "holy shit, this bitch is down as fuck". and it's a shame that my homie can't make a move on such a real ass girl that you don't even need to beat around the bush with.

and to be honest, let that bitch leave me for another guy, then i'll just go and try to fuck that guy's ex girlfriend and make him mad, then the ex of mine will just realize that dude still has feelings for the girl who's face i just nutted on. this is all based on true events. it's like a fucking soap opera and shit.

 

fact:completely disregarding my curfew i go n hit a quick throw on a roof n get spotted nd be4 the fifth knew which way to even look i was gone...fact:i love bein ninja

 

Fact: I'm the most awkward person I know.

 

2 Girls 1 Cup turned me on. XD

 

fact.this is my one thousandth post....yay for post whoring.

 

fact: last year i got wasted and dropped the cosby kids off at the pool in one of the isles in the garden department at wal-mart.

 

someone needs to shoot you in the fuckin face