i have tetnus

 

I love riding horses and star gazing. I think Zhu Zhu Puppies are better than real puppies

 

I am addicted to those tv show xxx porn parodies

 

had the squit shits after eating some general tso's chicken painted the toilet bowl like a really man does ahahahah
REST PEACE GIL SCOTT HERON

 

I sleep standing on a chair.

 

i have all kinds of anime power ups.
i get lazers,teleportation,16 swords,when i get beat i transform into a giant mecha.

im powered my the suns rays and i feed on fried dough to sustaine me

 

HA! what a farce.




you couldn't sustain yourself on fried dough.

 

did i say fried dough i ment crocodile eggs raw to the core!!!!!

 

i Trully hate when fat people where short shorts its not working!

 

I stand on my homie jesse's sholders when we tag together.

 

the arm of my glasses broke, and i lost the screw. so ii punched a thumbtack through the crevice where there should be a screw.
now im a nerdy mcguyver.

 

I fucking hate Priuses and those gold honda mini vans.

 

When i hear nikki minaj or lady gaga, i need to take a shit.

 

sometimes if i'm out and no ones around i'll either turn a corner pretending to be robocop or just make uot that i'm a zombie (this works really well in a dimly lit alley, and if someone walks past at about 2am they usually freak out!).

 

I dont know here to buy a bandanna

 

Check out an outdoors sport shop. A place for hiking will have them.

 

i fuck prostitues

 

i stay on tumblr 24/7!
fuckthewayyoulive.tumblr.com

 

my girlfriend nicknamed my dick "dinosaur". so she can say she rode a dinosaur.