try hitler no one writes hitler

 

i just took a shit then my phone vibrated on the bathroom counter thing and vibrated off to the nasty trashcan

it has poop marks ;(

*sigh*

 

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha damn that's fucked up!
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I had a zombie apocalypse dream last night and it was scarier than I had planned. I was always so pumped for the zombie apocalypse.

 

Fact : Got a wedding today and it's the day my grandpa died.
Anyways, I leave my room not knowing the time, and for a split second i smelled my grandpa's cologne, I come back to my room and realize it just turned 12.

 

my random fact is that l like to jack off in nature







no really

 

why is there shit in the trash can?

 

lmao...unsanitary.

I'm so so fucking hungoverrrrrrr and theres half a bologna and cheese sandwich on my night stand...

 

i hate life

 

Im German!

 

i feel a constant need to run

 

I love craven a menthols





talking about smoking, I'm Craven' A menthol


hurhur, see what i did there?

 

i will be missing Under Pressure for the first time in 8 years this weekend

 

than just record it

 

oh the random fact: i like to wear any hat from nike

 

i make music

 

word

 

I crashed a motorbike about 15 years ago and snapped a small tree in half with my head, I wasn't wearing a helmet hahah

 

i just got cum in my gfs ear