haha cool u man u win, i give up i play in a ska band and i am in no way shape or form a lyricist but good shit dude
I don't really rap, but i am sure that you don't rap that much too.. because, i can tell that you are wack (wackojacko giggling in the background) so, why can't we just get a long, and smoke a bowl of crack? Because weed isn't hardcore no more, and i know that there's a room when you open the door.. it has always been there. Let's be clear. and let's have a beer.
Skills you fucking got none, dawwg gimme some rhum so i could have some fun and rape this kid 3 motherfucking 91
alright im bout to say somethin tight so sable go hide in fright crawl under your bed and hold the pillow ova ya head cuz your styles are dead aint no bullet proof vest can protect i have docters cuttin bullets out yo chest to correct the fatal error that you made is you came to this forum and stayed sitten there all fuckd up like man i shoulda prayed before i got on the keyboard now im sitten on the sea floor wit wit a brick tied around my ankles and yah cant get up like fat bitch with kankles
...like little kids by micheal jack-son but niot anymore cuz hes dead son yo thriller is his best song yeah
Kid over here talkin bout michael jackson Didn't think I'd be throwin it back son but ya better watch your step kid my bars are killer They'll have ya smacked up and lookin like a extra in thriller Fuck yeah red leather pants.
Dude you cant rap, please stop trying to fake it Bars you dont even have one, so for you, I make it take it then i fucking break it
yeah your bars kill they bore me to death mine are fresh its like god meets rap raw bleeds best beats love me i fuckin love beats back i hate you hate all these co-py cats north east west doesnt matter i see more n more weak fags like you fuckin stoopid go to school kid
i know its called diss the person above you but now its quite clear that none of your mothers ever even loved you 2 days ago plankton i thought you was tight, betch you couldnt even stand up and spit in a mic, right, so now SAID you spittin like you bringin in bread, whatever you smoked mustve gone straight to your head take a minute read the shit that u wrote the next lines that you spit kid they better be dope, right, so now hiest you frontin like you shootin guns? id have you runnin faster than a group of fuckin nuns, cause im the devil, you a bitch boy not even on the same page let alone the same level, and yo last but not least make it take it, id probally grab your arm and fuckin break it, cut out your tongue feed it to a cow on a farm so nobody can ever hear that shit that you sung then everybodys like where the fuck you even from?
i gets love from the hella high above your devil so you shove love out of your life herbs like you are most trife get some knowledge in your life like supreme mathematics instead of following the crack addicts get your minds off of stakin cabbage cause that turns you into a belligerent savage.
man you don't get love from no bitch im literally ill with my words so sick you talk about crack maybe you do it too goin to the bronx feedin pidgeons at the zoo if i were you id get into a 12 step program you stepped into a land that they call no man toucan sam would say follow your nose but i say follow your foes before you get flipped off your toes
your tryin too hard your boring as hell my life in a yard im storing myself your sick with words compared to who ? im definately sick with words compared to you shit is how it is still walking in my pair of shoes the stairs of truth who cares for ruth its fair you lose cuz all you do is stare at moose okay theyre cute but your gay for sure. edit: you suck at mad shit like a faggot its gay not magic
Lord plankton your gonna get shanked mon reggae style my lyrics so wild bad rappers in the forum get put on trial the jury will dump you in a hurry headed straight for execution, oh wait where were-we Im gettin so bored of these rhymes from the lord. His flow is tired but my spits are wired.
see first of all understand im raw like sushi half of you "mc's" with you could catch me n cook me but ill just cut up some bars and serve it to you.. like sushi. Now lets be honest im the realest to run it, so shut up and sit down before I beat yo ass like Chris Brown, than imma run it. I got bars solid like concrete, imma mac, your windows 98 obsolete, I'll stomp your face in with the bottom of some cleetz, run up in ya house, tie up yo wife and kids, than take ya girl under the sheetz. uhhhhhhh
yo obs your spit is wired shit id hire a lifeguard the lord on stage aka mic blast style cast spoken orgasm you act as a token of spasm ive woken the seven open sessions the air i spit is heat like in a ovens cabin the oaken devils wearing woven jackets eating golden acid walkin the road to credit thats how we roll in the west end lines too heavy for you to carry have to finish this early
wow this whole thread has gone to shit im fucking lifted suck my dick and take a sip from the stick hahah you fucking faggots i eat at you like maggots and leave you fucked up and bumfucked like bob saget ahah you cant handle it right, cant handle the mic so i spit it off the top of the dome fuck what you like and fuck ya life my shit is trife you die by the knife you mcs are too pussy to even put up a fight fuck the interwebz is so fucking homosexual all of your shit is limited time while my shit is perpetual i eat too many MC's i need to go on a regime all you so called MC's are whack except for Lakim and ill give it plankton cause he spit steady catches everyone off guard pussies never ready fuck this is feeling like a rant, smoked to much plants rhymes is so sick make ya jizz in your pants hahhaa heres your chance, take it swallow and fucking love it on the fucking microphone you know said doessssssssss it haha call me Eli Porter the way i fucking do it spit hot rhymes and ride the fucking music and make the crowd lose it Aint no ghetto hoodrat, im a proud canadian fool so i sip maple syrup, drink beer and sleep in igloooooos hahahaha im fuckedddddd up
im really not the kind of diligent guy i much rather take drugs killing the time i hate people stressing me up when i do drugs its like a blessing from god i barely stand up from the bed only times when i need the damn drugs n a snack man i want those damn drugs in my head im glad that i maned up in the past cuz now im addicted as hell everyone knows i spit it so well my mind is like a misfit in a cell "ring ring " oh shit its my cell :"who is it ?" :"hi this is cel" :"hey celine im sorry but im writing a freestyle right now" :"oh shit thats hilarious i thought freestyle was out" :"naw still funny n stuff..but wait right now im seeing a bunny in cuffs!" :"ho i guess thats okay P" :"what!? no! its fkn mad crazy! i act as...oh now it has turned into a lady..hey baby" :" P i thought you was with me?!" :" shut up bitch! im only with the drugs n the sea plus i truly believe god is a g" see..everything works out being stoned all day but not so much eating stones all day i gues its all said end to end back to back and the guy above me is a fag