i keep a small asian boy in my closet...

 

my birthday is today

 

i like to shit naked
no joke.

 

im in love with a girl that hates me.

 

Lulz, n00b.

Happy Birthday CDS (Yes, i'm being nice for a change).

 

how do u pronounce the ONER?

like owner?

or one-er...lmao....always wondered if im sayin it right..

 

one-er

 

ive been gettin mad head since im single...man i love it...

 

I can't stand control freaks, power trippers, and nut jobs
or my dad, which is all of the above.
I'm ashamed to be related to him.

 

happy 18th birthday!!!!

 

way to hurt my feelings proper. don't worry i wont hold it against you.

 

(p.s. that girl was proper)

 

i only think things are gross when other people are looking

 

What? We get along fine.



I secretly want to put a really submissive/shy chick on a leash, take her into a public area and let random people skullfuck her.

Funfacts.

 

6 shots in 60 second.s booyahkisha.

 

EHAYSR ME NAHW!

6 shots in 60 seconds is a smll pleaseure, POER MUINUTES

 

oops doubnle dlbppotst

 

oh yeagh ranomd fact. im drunk. i meant to post this in hte small plemasures thread my beezy

 

I'm smoking pot as I type on my iPhone... Two facts about me.. Pot head and iPhone owner..