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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by aCId II nz, Oct 23, 2004.

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  1. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!
    that joke sucked.
     
    Last edited: Aug 8, 2007
  2. capo93

    capo93 Senior Member

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    its better when its explaied properly
     
  3. SKriBL*666

    SKriBL*666 Elite Member

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    AND when you know how to spell.
     
  4. Nem

    Nem Elite Member

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    What was the dead baby doing in the corner?

    decomposing.

    Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

    i dont masturbate on apples before i eat them.
     
  5. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    whats red, bubbly and scratches at a window?
    baby in a microwave
     
  6. toke_wdc

    toke_wdc Elite Member

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    Why aren't there any wal marts in Iraq?
    because theres a target on every corner

    What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
    a map!

    How do you fit three fags on a barstool?
    turn it upside down

     
  7. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    2-parter

    Q: How do you put a baby into a blender?
    A: Feet first, so you can watch its reaction.

    Q: how does one get the blened baby out of the blender?
    A: Tostito's
     
  8. killtheugly

    killtheugly Senior Member

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    3 fags sitting in a hottub. cum floats to the top, what did one if them say?

    i farted
     
  9. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    a straight and gay couple live in a house.
    straight couple lives on the main floor, the gay couple lives in the basement.
    the house is on fire.
    which couple gets out first?
    straight or gay?


    the gaycouple, they already have their shit packed.
     
  10. killtheugly

    killtheugly Senior Member

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  11. From the Ground Up

    From the Ground Up Senior Member

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    Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
    Cuz they go pubes on their heads...

    What do you call two blacks on a bike?
    Organized crime....

    How do you know when you're in a gay church?
    Only half the congregation kneels....

    Why is the afghan airforce so easy to train?
    You only have to teach them to take off....

    What language do jewish fags speak?
    Heblew....

    Why is there no mexican olympic team?
    All the spics who can run, jump, or swim are in the US
     
  12. MoF.

    MoF. Senior Member

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    As my girlfriend left me I said to her "There'll never be another like you".

    Turns out I was wrong, they're all annoying, whiney bitches.
     
  13. ChemicalWarfareBrigade

    ChemicalWarfareBrigade Senior Member

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    a pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, bartender says "I'll serve ya, but ya better not start anything"
     
  14. KidReny!

    KidReny! Senior Member

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    What did the Taxi Driver say to the Mexican?

    Where to sir?
     
  15. FuckMcNasty

    FuckMcNasty Senior Member

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    What should you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

    wipe it off and apologize,
     
  16. KidReny!

    KidReny! Senior Member

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    Why did everyone make fun of Jamal in class?

    Because he was autistic.
     
  17. MiDo93

    MiDo93 Senior Member

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    A priest, a Russian, and a straight edge kid walk into a bar.
    The priest asks for wine
    The Russian asks for vodka
    And the Straight edge kid asks for a glass of water

    What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor
    Wheres my Tractor

    Why did the twin towers cry
    Because they ordered two pepperoni pizzas ,but got two planes instead

    too soon?
     
  18. KidReny!

    KidReny! Senior Member

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    What's sad about 4 black kids getting in a car accident?

    They where my friends :(
     
  19. ابن ملك

    ابن ملك Member

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    i got a good joke: womens rights ;)
     
  20. Aster.one

    Aster.one Senior Member

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    Not racest but i thought these were pree good..

    Why do black people peel there bananas upside-down?
    Because thats how monkeys do it!

    What do you call a shed full of black people?
    Antique farm equiptment!