What was the dead baby doing in the corner? decomposing. Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby? i dont masturbate on apples before i eat them.
Why aren't there any wal marts in Iraq? because theres a target on every corner What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan? a map! How do you fit three fags on a barstool? turn it upside down
2-parter Q: How do you put a baby into a blender? A: Feet first, so you can watch its reaction. Q: how does one get the blened baby out of the blender? A: Tostito's
a straight and gay couple live in a house. straight couple lives on the main floor, the gay couple lives in the basement. the house is on fire. which couple gets out first? straight or gay? the gaycouple, they already have their shit packed.
Why do black people always have sex on their minds? Cuz they go pubes on their heads... What do you call two blacks on a bike? Organized crime.... How do you know when you're in a gay church? Only half the congregation kneels.... Why is the afghan airforce so easy to train? You only have to teach them to take off.... What language do jewish fags speak? Heblew.... Why is there no mexican olympic team? All the spics who can run, jump, or swim are in the US
As my girlfriend left me I said to her "There'll never be another like you". Turns out I was wrong, they're all annoying, whiney bitches.
a pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, bartender says "I'll serve ya, but ya better not start anything"
A priest, a Russian, and a straight edge kid walk into a bar. The priest asks for wine The Russian asks for vodka And the Straight edge kid asks for a glass of water What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor Wheres my Tractor Why did the twin towers cry Because they ordered two pepperoni pizzas ,but got two planes instead too soon?
Not racest but i thought these were pree good.. Why do black people peel there bananas upside-down? Because thats how monkeys do it! What do you call a shed full of black people? Antique farm equiptment!