hahaha put some butter on that and it's good to go.

 

eating cornbread and refried beans.

 

I'm watching "I Survived" on the Biography Channel... now that's some fucked up stories right thurr. Seriously.

 

wtf? whend did i say something bout puttin my dick in a bagel??

 

right here..

 

hmmm. dont remember sayin that. lol. you put somethin in my drink? im not saying i wouldnt fuck a bagel...

 

fact: the toilet paper MUST hang off the front of the roll in my bathroom

 

fact toilet paper must fill the bra of any girl vagrant fucks

 

fact toilet paper must fill freek's crotch whenever hes going out

 

duh, i dont need the ladies knowing how tiny my dick is
shits so small looks like i have a toe growing out of my crotch

 

BBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Fact:my sleeping pattern is ffuucckkkeeddd


i went to sleep at 9:00am and just woke up, it's 2:00pm

 

fact: freek gives AMAZING rim jobs

 

WTF?? Im siggin this shit..HAHA

 

i have been tobacco free for one week.
this time i'm not caving!

 

thats good..wus that supposed to b ur fact??
Fact:i haven't shit in 2 days..

 

its probably all that dried up cum in your ass...stopping you from pooping.




edit: same sex marriages just came on while i was typing this hahahaha.

 

yay..finally u an ur dominican gardener can get married u butt bong..

Fact:The bathroom door at my house is broken.. i needa fix it..

 

so your mom wont walk in on you while your fapping to the calvin kliens catalogue again?smart move..

 

Catalog..Dip fuck
Fact:i believe the dick recievin bastard above me never went past the 4th grade..