your already dead on this thread why would i actually start another
your so mad that i fear for your mother
its not her fault she had to raise you single handed
your pops took one look at you and straight abandoned
eighteen years later you grew up an emo skater
you wear tight jeans and are a hater of true flavor a real fucking faker
now that you out of high school get a job even if its deliverin papers
help your mom pay some bills and even thank her
your wannabee gangster persona is also really un-amuseing
you have a mugshot worse than gary busey
i hope you see the error of your ways
homosexual raps IS really gay and apparently thats all you have to say
so i label your persona that way
you from Arizona so you'd freeze in an arctic breeze
apparently you froze cuz you stopped battling me.
bitch.

 

You stay pissin me off.

Fuck this faggot ass pussy ass *****
***** wanna act hard but he aint never pulled a trigga
Sayin all this shit like the dude knows my life
He stay obsessed with me, like Tiger Woods ex wife
Sayin my dad left and my mother raised me alone
Well he's right about that shit grew up in a single mother home
But she's proud of that shit, because her marraige ended in divorce
And she dont gotta go around sayin she forgot to abort
Like yo lame ass, you talk about other peoples fake family drama
Only because your dad had the vagina and the penis was on ya mama
By the way I know my father he served in Iraq
Cant fuck with that ***** cause he stay strapped
No lyrics ass *****, what the fuck is wrong with ya
See you got something wrong when you rap like Wakka Flocka
Notice all his lines start with "you" no vocabulary
I milk this ***** of rap battle wins like he was dairy
I fuckin killed you son your gone like that faggot who made the dougie
It's like you just itchin to get wrecked as if you was a druggy
This kid acts like he knows everything about me like he watched a documentary
Watched that shit and took notes like he was in elementary
Got it all mixed up, and he when it came time to spit a few a bars
He fucked up and chocked up, quit MC'n and start washing cars
He wanna go around and sayin all these gay jokes
When he the one in the jail cell droppin the soap
KidReny! the crownless king from my rap before
Im bringing that shit back for it to be your downfall
You have yet to ever defeat me lyrically try as much as you want
When in the end your nothin but a worthless cunt
Lower than dirt, no pride in yourself
He spit so much bull shit smells like he got bad dental health
Just another annoying ass kid who be actin obnoxcious
Last week he lost a rap battle to Andy Milonakis
Your not even a fake your just a wannabe
4th class citizen he's below the term of a "nobody"

 

oooh your soooo dope! check the rhymes everybody

*****/trigga
life/wife
alone/home
divorce/abort
drama/mama
iraq/strapped
ya/flocka
vocabulary/dairy
dougie/druggy
documentary/elementary
bars/cars
jokes/soap
yourself/health
obnoxcious/milonakis
wannabee/nobody

... anyway... kidreny stay starein straight glare in face pale skin considerin the race
grimace mugg thinkin really hard about what he's gonna say next he probably on some drugs sittin smug
bet parasitic don't gotta pull a trigga to put you in a grave and by the way yours is already dug
i could make a wave track and kill you through my tape deck play back your face is probably wrinkled like a pug
you need to get to workin earn your self a paycheck make some overdue pay backs don't be a chump
your too old NOT to be helpin your moms make rent yooz a fuckin vagrant you aint shit just a punk
whats worse is your not ownin up you don't really know what bein a man is
your out shape and out of practice get some advice if you really know where your dad is
i have way too many little fuckin points to make i'm like a growing baby cactus
dope equals bombing science when you subtracted all the wack kids
matt wins every battle here u just extra like behind the decimal all the way past the stratosphere
that last line meant kid get the fuck outta here im so outter worldly when im outta beer i'll rush ya like i was Vlademir
parasitic extra like health insurance premiums on alien abduction re-construction surgery you could only dreeeeeam of murderin me
i could phone home to other planets all of a sudden kidreny vanish and thats how i plan it more that 3 metaphores there u dont even understand it
i get comical now picture your self being face planted by the Thing from the Fantastic 4 roll them into one plus Thor and thats me verbally
you didnt know I could get this outlandish I maintain composure and you can't fuckin stand it i take the globe on my shoulders and spam it
wanna beat me in a battle learn to start speakn spanish that way i can't understand it you should siete la boca god damn it
the only bombs you drop start with the letter "N" and kid I'm not talkin nitrogen
my tongue earn more stars than army ranger riflemen u talkn ni66az and be starrin them not like denzel washington
whats the matter son just type it you cry all day and bite shit and when you get all mad i like it
i might quit bein the illest emcee in the region when you grasp my rhyme schemes and finally learn to read them
breathe in and control your breathin real life you probably stutter when you speakin there's no wolf underneath your sheepskin
talk n text be takin you several weekends to write you might consider seekin anger management soon cuz actin like this you'll never get a wife
after this battle you can't dispute the fact that you'll never write a rhyme as tight as this in your whole entire little life
i piss on your grave just out of spite this battles been over homie snap outta that dream it's time you opend up your eyes.

FUCKING MURKED YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET SON. STOP YOUR CRYN AND MAN THE FUCK UP. DON'T EVER REPLY TO ME AGAIN YOU SUCK DICK MOTHERFUCKER. GAME OVER. NEEEEEXT...

 

All I see this kid doing is just trying to make illegitment points
By packin it with shit and wrappin it up like he's rollin a joint
Lyrics tired as hell, he doesnt rap to well so he sits at home all da in his make belive jail cell
He fantasizes about sellin some grass when low key he only wanna go to jail to take it up the ass
His lines go on for on so long to bad they aint makin sense
Sayin you merked me well show me the evidence
Only thing I see is just some random lyrics with words that rhyme at the end you can prove that
But hey just because it rhymes kid doesnt mean its actual rap
You walk around like you some kinda philospher
When really you just janitor who tryin to act like a doctor
In fact the reason why I'm a better rapper than you
Is because I dont take this forum shit as serious as you do
Haha. You rap everything back like your in a Friday musical
Only kids who do that shit or either gay or suiciadal
Yo Ima tell you how I'm more bad ass than you
Kid best belive you bout to get embarased in front of ya crew
Im so bad ass I fuckin wake up at 9am get high of some drugs that I bought from the corner of Best Buy
***** I didnt even go to Prom, I was in the back seat about to back out but I was fuckin your mom
Fuck doing good in school. My GPA is 1.0 from straight D's cause mediocre is cool
I get so much pussy *****s be jealous of me, till I them faggots that I work at a Cat food factory
YO CHECK IT! CHECK ON TWO IM CHECKIN MY MIC THIS ***** SO DAMN POOR HE ONLY GOT 1/2 A WHEEL ON HIS BIKE!
OH yeah, real *****s use caps lock and type long ass rap lyrics that in reality suck cock
I'll fuckin get in a rap battle with 50 Tyson and get my ass kicked
But atleast I can admit that while you at a Nicki Minaj concert askin her if she wants her dick licked
You say you could get in fight, but who the hell fucks with you?
Last fight you got in was at the live showing of Disney's Real Life Winnie the Pooh
And you didnt fight rabbit or tigger, shit, you was puttin ya dukes with piglet
This ***** think he crazy if he think's between our battles that he came out the best
He better take off his mask and stop frontin like he's Adam West
It's christmas time ***** and I'm bout to beat yo ass duing that shit
Fuck a present ***** Ima throw coal at yo shit
Then I sing a christmas present that a lil somethin like this
Jingle Bells, Ruffian smells, like he didnt bathe
He got shot in the dick when he was at a rave!
Ah ***** im done. I cant even take this shit seriously
I've beaten you to many times in the past many times previously
Just end the beef right here, cause i'll keep maknig shit up
I'll be KidReny! the crownless king and you can be Ruffian
The faggot who likes his dick touched

 

c'mon reni look at his fucking rhymes and look at yours.

"jingle bells, ruffian smells, like he didnt bath
he got shot in the dick when he was at a rave?"

you complain about his lyrical content, but yours doesn't even rhyme anymore.

 

parasiticruffian has got this shit on lock down

 

I've stopped caring bro. I beat this kid 20x before. He's only gonna keep on being a bother. And taking this shit SO seriously.
So whatever. I'll get back into it for real later. But this dude is just annoying.

 

kid reni what i've just witnessed,
from start to finish,
is you being lyrically diminished,
to speaking merely gibberish,.
spitting jinge bells like some twisted Christmas limericks,
ruffian crossed you off his wish list,
like your name flew off his hit list,
just quit this,

entire fucking thread,
your a vampire, sucking lead,
straight from the notebooks,
of other halfway broke crooks,

you spit like sloth from the goonies,
retard flow, like your mind is lost in a few trees,
you mistaked for the boonies,
we left you begging for mercy, like dont hurt me, on bruised knees!,
go ahead try and use these!,
sick spits, in the wind, like flu breeze,
really i tried to be nice, but i cant excuse these,
examples of ample laziness, your a waste of loose leaves,
please loose these,
unkillable lines, multi syllable rhymes, in the empty confines, of your mind.

kid reni, This is your fucking intervention,
make like the geese and begin your winter ascension,
or feel the wrath of the splintered invention,

that is skill.

 

admit, he's been going in, i give him so much credit because his experience on here was straight genuine progression.,

btw bs freestyle your welcome for the last post.

 

thank you sir

 

haha battlin succas like reny it's hard not to lol. thanks man.

 

actually you never beat me once, but anyway please don't get back ino this... at least not here.

 

fuck yeah that was dope. i think everyone here should put reny on blast and maybe he wont come back lol

 

thanks again homie!

 

I honestly think your gay. Your like obbsessed with me.
Everyone one of your raps and most of your post have my name in it. It wasnt until now that you actually rapped good (proly because you spent a good hour and a half writing it)
But the fact that in your mind you honestly think that that one round was actually worh something. Maybe 8 - 9 people look at this thread. And you log off today thinking that your hot shit.
It's almost sad when you think about it. Your life is that meaningless. That you must put ALL of your effort in beating someone in forum based rap battle that was originally a joke and for fun and games anyway. I pity you. I really do.
Now everyone. Lets make this thread actually fun again and just rap. Instead of taking this shit all seriously. None of us are Biggie, Nas, or Charizma. Lets just have some fun and freestyle.

(Starting now with a few bars)

I rip shit up, like I switched gloves with Edward Scissor Hands
Bottle up MC's like Im smuggling illegal contrabands
Having sex with conjoined twins and tellin everyone I had a threesome
Spit so many irellevent lyrics doctors think it's a Tourettes Symptom
Droppin bombs on *****s with whack lyrics like I was invading Iraq
You on the list if you think your clever when you rap bout sellin crack
I'm killin all of em kid, all you suckah MC's who think your Nas in front of a monita
It's Genocide son, better hide like you was the star of Hotel Rwanda

 

^^Pretty hot Reny. Here's a little something, not much of a rapper but here goes nothing.

On my way to the train yards bout to catch a wreck
Spray up my name with a fatcap and i'll be out there in a sec
My crew will cut your ass up straight from the neck
I get up solely for fame
Sprayin my name up with no shame
Your crew is lame
All of your styles are the same
Have your bitch screamin "OH STEP I JUST CAME"
And yea i know this aint a diss
I just dont think we should all be getting pissed
Over something thats just a game
I'm just sayin i wish we could all just smoke a blunt and get along
Hit the bong all night long
Like cheech and chong
Go up to the clouds where we belong
But that's just how I am
And nobody can change it
If my puzzle doesn't fit then I'll just fuckin rearrange it

 

no need to catch feelings, shit is fun. i take shit seriously to an extent, i freestyle,i spend time in cyphers, this forum for me is to have fun flexin the skills ive acquired in my leisure. regardless of who even looks at this shit, those who do sure appreciate the concept. if your familiar with hip hop and the culture it has assimilated you'll know that the lines of respect and competition are often blurred. either take his RELEVANT "advice" and stop posting in here if you can't handle the atmosphere, or see his improvement as a sign that your rhymes are rather lack-luster. Dont let shit bother you, if your passionate use the advice more talented writers and rappers are generous enough to even offer you with how poor your sportsmanship is. sounds rational right?

 

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god you cry a lot. i could care less about what you have to say.this thread is called diss the person above you.
lets keep it that way. go start your bitch shit elsewhere
http://imgur.com/f1RdM.gif

 

I guess I'll just continue off of this.

Just like your puzzle, you're rhymes are child's play
I'll blow apart my own muzzle cause my lines are violent sprays
Of metaphors, similes, attacks of multisyllabics
You lack the tact of this rap master and maverick
I'll take you bong and smash it then take the glass and knash it
Put your corpse in plastic and toss it in lake placid
So lay back and relax as this rad kid wreaks havoc
My raps are a spinning backfist and after it is blackness