Im currently on probation for stealing a $5 Ipod case at a local ross the day I was skipping with some friends. I have to pee in front of a creepy ass guy who looks exactly like the guy who used to advertise oxy clean and all that other shit with a beard that recently died even though I dont do drugs, 3 times a month.
Lol yeah that guy. The first time I went to cuba I asked my mom really loudly where fidel castro was. She almost got arrested.
i get a weird feeling that when i shit someone is listening by the door and that a snake or rat/mouse is guna climb out the toilet and bite my dick. and i dont even live in a bad place like that
I said that the day I broke my thumb and got two operations for it rofl. ME TOO! And my random fact is that I dunno atm.
HA I hate taking one at other peoples houses. And today I was doing one at my girlfriends cause I'm like yeah man her mums on the phone and shes been awhile so I will take one and as soon as I go she walks right into the laundry and starts doing laundry while I'm taking a shit. Sucks.
i suffer from vertigo, bad knees, sleep paralysis, migranes, and what i believe to be ibs, and also chest pains sometimes.
I'm a nerd, i really bad nerd. i'm the guy on the other end of xbox calling you a n00b and that i fucked your mom. But if you saw me or heard the way i spoke, you would never ever know it. i'm like 2 different people when it comes to my tech. And yet i am the worst speller and reader ever, and i dropped out of HS. o_0 and thats my life =D.
once a year out comes a bucket full, my nuts are the size of baseballs and i have a 19 inch penis edit: jk troll'd