fact:i burnt some burgers so bad and now they look like hockey pucks.

 

i like flannel.

 

Fact: i hate rubberbands

 

Fact: I hate when bitches try to be vigilantes.
It's Detroit, they aren't going to care if you walked up on me catching a tag on a door, so go ahead and take my picture.

 

Fucking what?
I can't even begin to believe that this is a coherent sentence.

 

fact: a white deco just splooged all over my hand and table

 

Suuuuurreee white ''deco'' haha..

 

My stupid girlfriend bought folgers instead of the good shit and now I'm stuck with a big fucking tub of shitty coffee grains.

 

fact; i'm fuckin' jammin to some redman rightnow

 

fact: pink is a knock-off red

 

I like turtles!

 

yea when Bonnie goes shopping she gets SHIT!

 

watchin some are you afarid of the dark remember that shit?

 

At first, I thought the coffee thing was a joke but you're seriously hooked on coffee, huh?

I just recieved my College OneCard. It currently has a balance of $0.00.

 

This aint no game. Coffee is a way of life.

 

"Lego my coffee!" Hah.

This is my 156th post in this thread. I'm currently the 5th most active poster in the thread.

 

Fact: You a hater

Fact abut me: I hate algebra

 

i think Luckyiam is pretty cool, but a cocky dick.

 

Whos luckiam?