I'm watching "I Survived" on the Biography Channel... now that's some fucked up stories right thurr. Seriously.
hmmm. dont remember sayin that. lol. you put somethin in my drink? im not saying i wouldnt fuck a bagel...
duh, i dont need the ladies knowing how tiny my dick is shits so small looks like i have a toe growing out of my crotch
BBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Fact:my sleeping pattern is ffuucckkkeeddd i went to sleep at 9:00am and just woke up, it's 2:00pm
its probably all that dried up cum in your ass...stopping you from pooping. edit: same sex marriages just came on while i was typing this hahahaha.
yay..finally u an ur dominican gardener can get married u butt bong.. Fact:The bathroom door at my house is broken.. i needa fix it..