I jacked off and came in like 30-40 seconds once, if that makes you feel better.

 

proper, stop thinking about me when you jack off

 

not really. thanks for trying tho. haha
i think i was just nervous or something lol it was mad weird.
but she was chill and we just waited 15 minutes and then it was allllll goooood.

 

same...
ive done it like twice in a row and its pissing me off

 

I can't help it, sorry.

That's good because I lied. Srsly.

You're just a douchèr without any stamina.

 

30 seconds? i feel bad for you homes.

 

proper can be harsh, daaaaamn

 

hahaha
if it persists then theres something wrong, its probably psychological, in other words you gotta chill the fuck out.

 

I'm only joking. I don't know why people always think i'm being serious.

 

we know baby. we know.

 

hop off the saddle buddy.

 

are you trying to say im riding propers dick? out with it, faggot.

 

that's EXACTLY what i'm implying sir.

 

i didnt know joking around with someone was considering dick riding, you have a strange outlook on things, must come with being complex, eh?

 

haha i'm sigged! yes!

you do realize i'm a grown ass nukka, correct?

 

i bet "nukka"

 

and how old are you exactly? 16? 17? dare i say, 18?...
dun dun dunnnn

 

naw man it did happen yo..granted that this chick was the town whore and i was just another name on her long list... it did happen lol!

 

i was four, she was seven. i was just sippin' up on my sippy cup and here comes this skank with nothing but her little kid panties under her elementary school skort. i said "jungle gym?". she said "you know it". i ended up cumming all over her little seven year old eyelids. she said she liked it but i said it didn't sound like it. so she grabs my dick and hits it against her face and she says with a blank face "i really do. i love it".