I have a youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/thejonmartinez Pretty crappy, yet aspiring non-serious musician.
I've collected all of my semen for the past 4 years, and every year on New Years, I post pics of the updated quantity on 4chan.
A few months ago I cut off the tip of my nose because of a blemish that had been there for years and I told everyone that I fell down and scraped my nose. The blemish is gone.