she loved it.

 

....obviously.

 

she told me to stop nairing my balls

 

she's a mom. she's supposed to tell you stuff like that.

 

speaking of his mom, where the FUCK did that kid go? what did he get a life or some shit?

 

he probably went to talk to his Mom.

 

HA HA HA yes!

 

thats what she said.

 

well played. Well played, indeed.

 

yes, i;ve been waiting a long time to crack a "thats what she said" joke around here...

 

I was trying to figure out what was missing.
Now I know

 

I like the musky smell of sweat =P

 

ugg?? tell ur bf to pull u harder..i bet u'll like that..

 

I'm chicken patty partying so hard right now.

 

wtf is that??

 

i frequent the randomism thread to get wallpapers for my computer

 

hey, i do that, too!

 

one time freek had me stretch my nut skin across his face so he could pretend to be hannibal lecter

 

Meka if you use that saying one more time I will destroy you