fact: i dont eat enough
fact: float yer boy some pounds
fact: psys i have an arsenal of mops

 

i hate MoNkyz!!![Broken External Image]:http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Bush-monkey.gif

 

akording to a research at ut austin university 98% of the population sayS THAT BUSH looks like a monkey!!.

 

ahahaha meka, i'm sorry but i cant cut 'em off :/

fact:my sleep cycle is fucked/non-exsistent.
fact:i am going to have a fucking break down.

 

fact: i have to pee.
fact: as soon as im done typing this im going to pee
fact: <3 you guys.

 

fact:i just went for a pee
fact: im probably considered an insomniac at the moment.
fact:it's cold .

 

i may have the clap. details on that later :|

 

Fact: I want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

 

fact= there will be a lip post in my poop in the next couple of days.

 

fact .. i wish i could go to a interview and say ... hi i want to do shit for u guys to get paid so i dont lose my car ... i dont like ppl much so jus stick me in a dark corner and make me staple documents together all day ... i dont give a fuck about your company or the ppl ... jus the checks

oh and i work hard .. when do i start?

 

Try it. Maybe they'll appreciate your honesty.

 

you first

 

i actually laughed out loud when i read this... but the fact of the matter is, this is *exactly* what most people are thinking when they're out in the lobby waiting for the interviewer to call their name...

luckily enough, i work somewhere where they've stuck me in a dark corner.

 

well, don't just stand there... gimme one.

 

yo i want one too..

 

thanks but no thanks
i already get paid to do nothing

 

Fact: This forum is getting boring.
Fact: I too want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

 

what nyou do?

i get money for being mentally ill.

fact: i nearly ran away to london with my girlfriend last night to avoid her getting sectioned.

 

i walk and sit, mainly
sometimes i sleep