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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by aCId II nz, Oct 23, 2004.

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  1. Jenkins.

    Jenkins. Elite Member

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    Not sure why I laughed so hard
     
  2. the cannabis evangelist

    the cannabis evangelist Elite Member

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    why do so many chinese people end up in harrow?







    cuss when they get in a taxi the say ''harrow nice to meet u''
     
  3. victim

    victim Member

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    Why didn't the shark eat the black man?

    Because he thought it was whale shit.
     
  4. phrasel

    phrasel Member

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    whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

    a watermelon doesnt cry when you fuck it.

    What do you do when you finish fucking the worlds tightest vagina?

    Put the diaper back on.
     
  5. JusMe

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    A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse sitting at the end of the bar. Next to the horse, there is a sign that says 'If you can make this horse laugh, you win $500.' So the guy orders a beer, walks up to the horse and whispers in his ear, and the horse just starts laughing. The bartender hands him his $500 and asks him "how did you do that?" The man says "thats my business," and walks out.

    The next week the guy goes to the bar again and there is a new sign next to the horse. 'If you can make this horse cry, you win $500.' So the guy tell the bartender "I'm gonna take this horse outside for just a second, and when we come back, he is gonna be crying." Bartender says ok and they walk outside. When they walk back in, the horse is bawling his eyes out. Bartender hands him $500 and again asks him, "how did you do that?" The man says "Well, last week I told him my dick was bigger than his, and he laughed. Tonight, I showed him it was bigger and he cried."

    Did you guys know Princess Diana was on the radio the day she died? She was on the dashboard and windshield too.

    Ever hear of Hellen Keller, the one with the mark on the side of her face? Answered the iron instead of the phone.

    Know how she got the mark on the other side? They called back.
     
  6. Carma7

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    funny shit dawg
     
  7. hectorchacon69

    hectorchacon69 New Member

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    a man tells his son " son if you dont stop wacking off you will go blind " the son says " dad im over here". LOL
     
  8. 2mor

    2mor Senior Member

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    whats black and screams like fuck?,,,,,stevie wonder answerin the iron.