so i went to the fair with my boy and some of his family and me him and his little brother got on this ride and these 3 sexy hispanic girls were sitting across us on a spinning ride so we get up there and the ride is going and me and my boy were talking about something MEANWHILE one of the hispanic girls titty pop out and my boys little brother was the only one who saw and he was trying to get my attention while it happen up i looked when she finally caught it because apparently she was trying to catch her titty haha. i was so pissed off i missed it.
That whirling green one? I went last week, ate a whole bunch, and went on a few rides, not that one though it looked like a total puke inducer. Had I known boobs were popping out I would have risked it. Thats my fail.
Woke up at 6:30, have to drive an hour for school to make it for 8... So I showered, ate, got high, fapped and ate again and left at 7:56. I value education.
hahaha no it was a big blue one called jumping something. i went on that tall blue one where you go inside of it and it spins and sticks you to the wall. that was a fucking terrible ride. i was dizzy for about 15 mins after and i had a headache like no other. and i dont even like riding rides.
getting high and thinkg that its a good idea to put a spoon in the mircowave aswell so the spoon dosent colden up the food then relising your mistake only after its ruined your food :'(
I was starving and ate a slice of pizza that was fresh out of the oven, and burned the roof of my mouth pretty bad... as a result I have been stuck eating soup with no crackers, pudding and water for the last 5 days I'm so hungry...
being dumb enough to do this in the first place. Or say colden up..... wtf.... and the guy in the "good afternoon" forum who got popcorn chicken before his interview..... who fucking eats during a job interview. Did you wear your "don't hire me I am a useless degenerate" t shirt? it's fucking KFC!?! How do you not get that job? Wear your underware outside your pants or eat during the fucking interview holy fuck!
so, you are pointing out what you consider other people's fails in the aptly named fail of YOUR day? yeah. that makes sense.
This just up lifts me from the fails of my day. Today has been riddled with them. I fucked up a transaction at work that is over a million bucks.... and it's not that big of a deal, but now I have a ton of people up my ass.... in other words ranting about other's fails helps me feel better about mine (even if only temporarily and regardless of how arbitrary it may be)
a million $ transaction fucked up how is that not a big deal please enlighten me i actually want to know why im not joking
the system we use is pretty clever. I missed a single digit in a line of accounting and it held up the transaction, but it was a 30 second fix. It just made a few people have to do extra work. We move billions a day as a "company".
i was taking a shit at school when someone banged on the door, causing me to jump up and let loose on the floor