It Wasn't worth it.

I don't remember you

 

hey (point to door), cab is waiting.

 

you know we're related?

that was not tight

reminds me of prison!

felt better than Grandma!

your armpits really smell

you've fucked how many?

you're not a virgin!

is today garbage day? *start sniffing the air*

im twice your age!

worse than your friends!

 

prob been said but i say this everytime after sex so..
give me the bong! but i add the word cunt after ....

 

oh... whoops, my bad.

 

where thafuck am i?

 

i see what you did there.

please, cover your face.

 

earlier today

the fucking condom broke.

lets hope that fucking nuvaring works.

 

well-ummmm that was nice

 

I fucked a roll.. (as in fat roll)
You're like fuckin' quicksand!
I lost my wood.
Is that your underwear?

 

whos camera is that?

 

please sign the waiver

 

"i didnt pull out"

 

i want to quddle

lets have pillow talk

 

enjoy those genital warts

 

what's a condom hun?

 

Man if you're a guy and say 'pass the bong cunt' to your girlfriend you're pretty cunty bro!
Unless you're a girl, but even then kinda mean callin yo boyfriend a cunt.

 

why does the girl have to be your girlfriend? and most girls are cunts.

time to go bitch
are you itchy too?
well i got mine...

 

Back to the barn...