I got diarrhea flow, so I shit on *****s.
Even when I'm constipated I shit on *****s.

 

I find myself constantly capitalizing the first letter of every word in thread titles.

I need help.

 

Fact: im getting addicted to Nitrous
Fact: i am an alcoholic

 

Whippets?
Alchoholic?
Is this you, man?

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Whippets you say?

 

im going to fail my UA miserably tomorrow.see yall in six months.

 

fuuuuuuuuuuck, msn mero

 

hahahahahaha
Fact: i just watched the tv show about steve-o today

 

omg those are gooooooood!




Today is my birthday.

 

Ima convicted felon

 

i give rides to people with no license to get weed, therefore, staying high all day.

 

i am negitive for h.i.v. no really i just got tested today lol

 

don't you not get the results back for like a week or some shit?

what the fuck made you decide to get tested for hiv?

 

im pretty bad with first impressions .. but i fucking rock at 2nd and 3rd!!

 

Fact: i havent had a job for almost a month
Fact: my rent is almost due

 

Fact: Mommy's getting married guys.

 

they have this new way to get tested. they prick your finger mix your blood with some chemical shit and if theres one dot your clean and two means you're fucked. as for why, well....i have sex witth alot of girls and you never know if someone is clean or not.

ps new fact: i am now officialy a telemarketer
fact: its my prom tomorrow nukkas

 

watching ultimate fighter

 

Fact: i was watchin that too
Johnson fucked that guy up