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The Writer`s Cookbook

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Msfyt, May 31, 2004.

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  1. temzah

    temzah Senior Member

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    my ramen!:
    u will need: spring onion, pack of noodles, leftover roast pork, if possible a chicken carcass(if not a chciken flavored oxo cube), shitaki mushrooms(if not normal), soy sauce and sweetcorn, if possible cup o sake
    1, slice all vegtables and pork into thinly sliced segments
    2, mix veg pork and soy sauce in a bowl
    lightly fry until fragrent, (abouit 40 secs on a high heat)
    3,boil chicken carcass to make stock ( to do this u need a fair amount of time, if u cant be fuked jus use instant stock like oxo)
    4, when the last stage is complete boil noodles in chicken stock making sure to have some left over,
    lightly fry with a small amount of oil and your sake for about 1 min, simply pour the noodles with veg ino more chciken stock ( with the leftover stock you may want to spice with chilli powder)5, lastly eat with chopsticks till u cant eat no more!
     
  2. revolt92

    revolt92 Banned

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    peanut butter and jam sandwiches

    peanut butter and honey sandwhiches

    peanutbutter and chopped bannanas on toast
     
  3. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    best invention of ll time is the cheese toasty maker,
    all u need is 2 sliceses of bread and waat ever the fuck u wanna make a toasty of. my favirote rightnow is banna and nutella toasty
     
  4. revolt92

    revolt92 Banned

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    ima try that!!! cheers sketch
     
  5. fannypack uprock

    fannypack uprock Elite Member

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    also some super cheap shit to make.. good as fuck too.

    whatchya fuckin need

    pasta (hard pasta.. the cheap shit. any kind really will do.)
    garlic cloves (not the bottled shit. fresh.)
    salt and pepper (sea salt and fresh cracked pepper if ya got it)
    decent olive oil (extra virgin, cold press, but whatever kind you got is ok)

    extra add ins that kick ass.. fresh tomatos, basil, skrimp, or maybe even canned tuna if you can hack it.

    whatchya watchya do

    cook pasta al dente. (overcooked pasta is nasty) drain and set aside for now. heat up some olive oil.. hot but not fucking hot.. add some salt and cracked pepper.. cook it up for a second. slice or mince garlic cloves.. toss em in the pan. let em cook until they are just starting to brown (brown em if you want.. its all taste and personal preference) then throw in cooked pasta.. toss a bunch.. throw in a little more olive oil.. maybe more salt and pepper to taste and BAM! fuckin good and fuckin cheap.
     
  6. paste

    paste Senior Member

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    mix some virgin olive oil with some pepper and some parmesan cheese, and dip some bread in it.
     
  7. killtheugly

    killtheugly Senior Member

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    banana slices with honey and jam on toasted bread
     
  8. the terror of E

    the terror of E Senior Member

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    rip a hole in the middle of a slice of bread


    heat up a small frying pan


    put bread in pan and crack egg into hole


    cook on both sides untill egg is done


    enjoy your "eggie in a basket" as i have come to know this food as
     
  9. anarchy

    anarchy Elite Member

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    Bagelbread with good shit on it. Or plain.
     
  10. CRN-one

    CRN-one Senior Member

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    take a bagel or roll, slice in into halves, open it up

    brush on extra virgin olive oil, dust liberally with garlic powder, add a little black pepper and parmesean cheese, ad a pinch of pizza pepper

    cover with ripped up string cheese or cheddar or both

    stick in the toaster oven, toast until bagel is crunchy and cheese is melted.


    poor man's garlic bread with cheese, word.
     
  11. MontanaPainter

    MontanaPainter Elite Member

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    umm what?? lol

    i wanna learn how to make cheez-its
     
  12. FaultO

    FaultO Elite Member

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    yeah man. garlic powder is the way to go for poor man's garlic bread.
    you can buy that at the dollar store.

    i made congee a few days ago. it's pretty good. i make it all vegetarian and shit though.

    i don't really have a recipe. but i will try to come up with something basic that you guys can just add to.

    hmmm

    ingredients:
    -rice (preferably some sort of brown rice) white rice just cooks faster though.
    -chicken or vegetable stock (i use a vegetarian chicken stock by mccormick's)
    -one onion
    -soy sauce
    -hot sauce( the kind with the rooster on it) sariachi or something like that

    that's the basic list of ingredients but you can add anything you want to it. like frozen peas or corn, tofu, whatever meat you eat, any other veggies.

    so here you go.
    1 if you have a rice cooker use it. if not just use a pot. ratio is usually 2:1 for water to rice. so one cup of rice with two cups of water. i use a rice cooker it's much easier and they're pretty cheap to buy.

    2 wait til the rice is ready and in a separate pot boil 2 cups of water with one stock cube. or if you want more, just change the proportions.

    3 after it comes to the boil add the rice again, because you want it to cook just a little bit longer.

    4 add the onion (chopped or diced)

    5 add whatever else you want (i usually thrown in my tofu and other veggies here.

    6 Turn down the heat and let it simmmer for a little bit (it will become thicker)

    7 add hot sauce and then soy sauce if you want to,

    8 if you're using meat, i suggest you cook that separately and add it somewhere in the mix.

    that was probably the most poorly written recipe ever. but i basically made it up after eating congee at a restaurant.
     
  13. CRN-one

    CRN-one Senior Member

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    For all you vegetarians/vegans, check out wikihow - they have mad international vegan and veggie recipes

    I got a good homemade hummus recipe from there, as well as a new falafel recipe. good shit. also mad asian cuisine.
     
  14. letsg0skate

    letsg0skate Senior Member

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    Macaroni and Cheese with parmesian cheese sprinkled over. It gives it a nice texture, some extra flavor, and more cheese :p The key is to not add to much or it overpowers the flavor of the macaroniiiiii
     
  15. toxus

    toxus Elite Member

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    This thread = wtf pmsl?
     
  16. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    My sister actually has made this for me before. It looks and taste very good.

    Here's the only thing I can make: The Proper Sandwich :)

    1. Toasted Bread [Sourdough, my fave].
    2. Cajun Turkey Breast.
    3. Smoked Provolone Cheese.
    4. Tomatoes.
    5. Lettuce.
    6. Avacado.
    7. Mustard.
    8. Light Mayo.
    9. A lot of Love.
    That's my signature sandwich.
     
  17. wafflecakee

    wafflecakee Elite Member

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    bacon weaves, all day.
     
  18. DoctorOfCrime

    DoctorOfCrime Senior Member

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    Might not be to bad
     
  19. blaje

    blaje Senior Member

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    egg & beef tacos!

    you'll need
    2 eggs
    ground beef(however much you want)
    red pepper
    green pepper
    onions
    mushrooms
    butter
    tortillas
    frying pan(s)

    put a pat of butter on a frying pan and set on high, throw in your chopped up veggies and cook until they're a little browned
    then crack the eggs into a pan and cook+scramble until solid(obviously)
    then Brown the beef
    then scoop that shit into a taco and devour with your favorite hot sauce