im talking to a girl about how i want to play with her tits. (she said she will let me if i buy he some kfc lmao)
I only like one type of dog: Pitbulls simply because i havent seen any other dog get as vicious as them First smoked weed at 14 I'm in love with a chick thats apparently in love with me but is going out with another dude Another fact, i want to stab the bitch in the face Edit: This was my first post
shes kinda chubby. epic sweater balloons make up for this new fact for today. ive been eating plain bread all day as im too lazy to go out and buy some fucking butter
i tried to piss in the toilet,was too drunk, and thought the sink was the toilet. too bad my sink was plugged. guess what my house smelled like the day after.
then you would love my house... and don't assume that they're vicious untrained. you can teach the pit to be vicious if you smack it, rough around with it, and when you rough around with it and it bites you playfully, you pet it and say good dog. i used to have a friend of mine dress like he was trying to bust a lick on my house, he had the vest on, when the pup wouldn't attack i'd smack it a little bit... when it would attack the would be robber i'd pet it and praise it. before you know it, i have some trained killers on my hands.