my dad called me telling me that my uncle had to have his leg removed (complications from a lifetime of smoking)
and i laughed and called him out on his april fools joke
but it wasnt a joke...

 

lRL LOL.

 

yeah i laughed my ass off at him, but he was like srsly

 

ouch

 

this was the fail of two days ago.

I went into the dmv in downtown portland, and got arrested for some bullshit trespassing ticket in fucking Alabama. They obviously weren't going to send me thousands of miles to pay a 200 dollar fine, but still they held me for over 24 hours. Motherfuckers! And i didn't get my license!

 

I just texted my crazy Russian ex girlfriend who threatened to pull a gun on me (which she does have) if I ever talked to her again. This should be an interesting morning.

 

Lol at the dude with the leg

 

im gonna fail in about 45 minutes when i enter that shitty job i got ...cleaning the mess in a meat factory

 

working out then smoking a cig..

 

ex gf with a gun.
watch out for that .

 

If I do not post tomorrow, I am either hospitalized, or dead.

 

i helped a crippled ass dude in the mall with my gf get his nylon jacket caught off his scooter thing, and my gf's exact words were, "you do have feelings".

Fail

 

im high and i got really bad cotton mouth.. so i go to take a drink of my coke (which was used for an ashtray earlier) and well you know the rest from there... im still thirsty

 

u ashed in it already? haha

i got 1 tho my gurl paints too n we was scopin this yard packed full of auto racks n see a car
so i tell her get down n we dip in weeds...well i guesss it was the start of a swamp n she was in water layin
shes movin around n im like quit movin i dont want him to notice...never knew she was in water






FAIL

 

my sister deleted a shit ton of pictures off the comp that I was going to use. So much for opening PS and Illo today...

 

Did some throwies this weekend so we finish filling in outline, then we start on the forcefield. The can was already practically empty I just brought it to finish it off my homie did his and I started it and its skippin on the first 5secs then it forced out some more and then just stops, we were recording and you just hear my homie say "FAIL" in the background hahaha

 

4 days before my 18th birthday, I hit a cop car head on. No lie. My court date is May 10th. I think after this post the thread can be closed. lol

 

I started a tag with the cap on last night I was like god dammit

 

my girl was goin through my fone today and she noticed that i didnt save her number..uh ohh