My girlfriend just turned 31, I'm 18...

 

shes missing her front teeth recovring crack whore and fatherless children becase there dead beat meth head daddy skipped town because hes alleged murderer of a stripper
and you high school drop out grade 10

 

Yeah, nothing dope about mom status.

 

Does this even qualify as english?

 

You sound like my girlfriends newphew fo real.

 

I'm bad.

 

Go to my room! >:0

 

gonna play mad naked twister wit my girl tonight

 

I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic!

 

I have twister, and I've always wanted to do that.

 

I want kid(s) within the next 5 or 6 years. About 20 now.

 

looking into the future i dont want any kids or a wife

 

Master Roshi hermit status, man.

 

i was not...

 

im as cold as ice and willing to sacrifice your love
p.s. vagrant man its so fun.

 

Actually no, I'm graduating HS, shes working as a drug and alcohol counselor and we are doing pretty well lol but dont worry i would of said the same thing.

 

these are my cats...

 

This is Tboz

 

awesome! i like his nose!