Fact: once, when I was like 10, I shot a chipmunk in the head with a bb gun.

 

fact mon: I am stoned and about to go to Vermont to visit a haunted castle.

 

Fact: Vermont is NOT Wisconsin :[

 

Me and my brothers awhile back shot at some pigeons on our hotel balcony with blowdart guns once, good ole' brother bonding.

 

i just ate two ADDeral 30mg and played Donkey Kong...for 14 consecutive hours.

 

i just got my ass handed to me by my girl in crusin usa. n64 bitchass

 

Put your dick in her ass and show her who's boss

 

i have been saying this for YEARS. and no one listens

 

I mean, come awn.
You're playing video games with a chick and she beat u?
SMASH

 

exactly! wreck her pooper

 

i shot the beak off a cardinal at, like, 40 yards.
total accident. i was aiming for the cardinal... but not necessarily the beak.
it fluttered to the ground off this tree brach and just sat there convulsing on the ground.

i spared it and shot it again.

the end.

 

i shot a girl in the ass with my dick cuz she beat me at video games

 

meka <3

fact:this girl i have never met is making up lesbian stories to me on msn.

like,wtf?

 

honey glazed ham gives me the most rancid gas imaginable
but its so good on a sammich

 

it's quite entertaining to read your post and watch the gif in your signature

 

that's what I was thinkin'... I think the people in his .gif are the end result of his sammich.

 

Haahhahahahaha

 

i closed the conversation ....

....next time my friend....next time.


fact: shes going to send me a banana in the post.


i have no idea why.

 

i do