I over-analyze everything in my life.

 

I sprained my ankle at the train yard yesterday, not running from the cops, not running from any bums, BUT FOR NOT HAVING MY SHOE TIED FML.

 

I go to work at 3am

 

i just finished work
and pick up my new bike tomorrow!

 

I became a pack a day smoker in about a month

 

i enjoy dr pepper runnin from the cops and befriending homeless people.
..but we dont have sleep overs. fuck that noise.

 

is listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpbRfuti1kM&feature=related

 

I killed a lot of baby frogs last night.

 

I can't eat pasta without parmesan.
I steal gourmet cheese from supermarkets and delis even when i have lots of money.

 

I'm with you on the cheese thing aye, so so good.

 

im 67 years old and im still a virgin..

 

Fact

Given the resources, I would pit fat children against each other in a no holds bar fight club scenario for my own amusement. The winner would eat the loser, thus gaining their power.

 

You have been identified! Haha, only you would say that too.

 

literally baby frogs?
or are you saying you jacked off a lot last night?

 

My cousin and I were accidentally stepping on them on Friday night. They were so tiny, we couldn't see them in the lonely night.

I have a picture of one of them... I'll upload in a second.

 

Here's the little frogs.
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I like walking down a lane [of road] and taking pictures of oncoming traffic.
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my girlfriend hit a possum tonight.



he turned and looked back at us.

 

I lol'ed.

I saw a skunk last Sunday. It looked at us, took a few steps, and we fucking ran for our lives.

 

my life is more satisifying and complete at 31 than I ever ever everrrrrrr could have planned it to be....BEE-ANT-BEAS just can't fuckssssssss wit it har har

Life is beyond good.