Here's an easy one just to get you thinking. [A little].

Yesterday is Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday. What day am I?

 

Friday

 

Ok, so, if any of you drink Mickey's, they always have these little picture riddles on the bottoms of the caps. No one can figure this one out, and the site doesn't have the answer:

It's the letter U, then a golf tee (Golf tee always means the sound "tee" then a picture of a man pointing at himself, (which always means "Me") then the letter C, then an ice cube (Which always means "Ice") and then the letter Y

So, "U Tee Me C Ice Y"
The fuck does this mean?

 

lawl i tried going to the website just by typing it in but i misspelled mickeys
well this is what i got:
http://www.mickys.com/

well... the ice and y would make Icy
so we get "U Tee Me C Icy"

 

I kinda read the last part as "I see." No?

 

that could be.

could the "me" be "my"? so the me, c would be mic? or make?

nevermind, the c is on the next line
i'm searching my hardest for the answer

 

The answer is 'Nothing'

I have one that I don't think has been posted yet.

What gets wetter the more it drys.

 

A towel, duh!

I had already posted that.

 

fail

 

I have one that I don't think has been posted yet.

What gets wetter the more it drys.

 

is it a towel?

 

ah the blazing wit in here hurts my seeballs!

 

Whoops.. I really shouldn't surf the net at work I seem to miss things. Just ctrl+F'd it. Fuck 3rd post that is a big fail.

 

I want to say..."You team"... and then "I see" but nothing makes fucking sense.

 

TGIF. Friday

 

And that one was answered already too...