Menu

Welcome!

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

Drunken Stories

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cherubic Meekus, Nov 7, 2004.

Share This Page

  1. BEAS

    BEAS Senior Member

    • Messages: 134
    • Likes Received: 0
    last time i got drunk i passed out and got a peanut butter shaming.

    but the best times i got whil i was drunk was getting lost in the woods with a chick. scary but erotic. if you find a comdom tied to a tree branch, i was there.
     
  2. SBQ-PK

    SBQ-PK Senior Member

    • Messages: 110
    • Likes Received: 0
    once i snuck in my cabinet and found some brandy when i was seven and i took a sip man i was so fucked
     
  3. joust

    joust Elite Member

    • Messages: 1,165
    • Likes Received: 0
    probaly a lightweight. [/b][/quote]
    yeah hes skinny as fuck hes like 6'3" and 140 lbs hahaha lamo.
     
  4. joust

    joust Elite Member

    • Messages: 1,165
    • Likes Received: 0
    i played beriuit with a kid who was stayin at my house for the summer and i had known him for like 13 years and i dident realise it wa him for a while. haha
     
  5. oblong

    oblong Elite Member

    • Messages: 2,943
    • Likes Received: 5
    got drunk, came home at 2:30 am ish, mad a deliso pizza, put it on a cutting board with a few cans of pop, walked downstairs to eat it while watching tv. ended up at the bottom of the stairwell with scattered pizza and a cutting board in various spots of my body, and yes i still ate it
     
  6. mr.white

    mr.white Senior Member

    • Messages: 252
    • Likes Received: 0
    i laughed at your post oblong that is some funny shit
     
  7. SaDiStIc

    SaDiStIc Member

    • Messages: 30
    • Likes Received: 0
    Jakced up 4 60 pounders (2-bombay 2-smirnoff), a 40P of tequila plus a twix of tequila.... whoooo messy night! drank close to a 40 pounder of tequila with some yac to assist me in the process.... blacked out but continued chugging vodka out of a 60p then passed out head out the door at my friend's party... projectile vomited in my best friend's face and they tossed me in his bed and I puked all over his bed.... waking up in the morning I was so confused.... TEQUILA!!!
    I've got so many crazy stories but I thought projectile vomit is good too...
    bombing beside this nasty ass sespool creek when I fell backwards down all along the raspberry bushes and into the sespool water.... good thing I was wearing shorts... I woke up the next morning passed out on a friends couch in my jacket and my shoes still on.... sick shit
    all the really good stories I usually forget..... only remember the ones that really stick out in my mind for a reason
    <_<
     
  8. oblong

    oblong Elite Member

    • Messages: 2,943
    • Likes Received: 5
    haha :D
    the loaded guy at the bottom of the stairs laughed at me too
    i still remember how good that pizza was too

    another one(this has happened to many time to count)
    drinking, on the way home and you just write on everything, you dont even have a tag your so drunk, you jsut write random words/sayings/or jokes on things.
    the one day i walked throught the area and saw these 3 words on the doors of a school in the chrome mop i had

    "cherrioessss"(yes with several s's)
    "notorious newt"

    and the best one yet

    "tuna" in really big letters
    thank god i didnt sign anywhere
     
  9. karkizm

    karkizm Member

    • Messages: 8
    • Likes Received: 0
    oblong the handstyle in your sig sucks, my dog could bust beta steez than that with its tail
     
  10. Earsone2004

    Earsone2004 Member

    • Messages: 40
    • Likes Received: 1
    If u drank all the liquior to yourself you would die. No if ands or buts that is str8 impoosible no one could ever do that. You could die off a 1/5 of jack daniels to your head let alone 10 times that amount. I can understand if u drank all that with other people , but not to yourself. If u say u drank that all by yourself i call the bullshit card.
     
  11. SaDiStIc

    SaDiStIc Member

    • Messages: 30
    • Likes Received: 0
    I drank about 3/4 of the 40P of tequila hitting rails of coke to assist me....
    Usually I dont try to drink that much so quick but the yac helped me out greatly then I dont know what happened from there.... everyone said I was slamming out of this 60 of vodka that I had laying beside me when I woke up..... and I still woke up with my 2-60P's (1 like 1/5 of it drank) and my other 2-6 of tequila that was one brutal weekend!!! Projectile vomited from the ground into my best friend's face, he's like 6'4.. man my stories arent too ridiculous when you put the yae in the factor... and the fact I'm an alcoholic.......
    (another time I drank a 60P with a friend in a night like 1.5 Litres each..... wasnt too hard, but we had a huge long walk home to finish off the bottle!)
     
  12. square

    square Elite Member

    • Messages: 938
    • Likes Received: 0
    if only you realized that liquor isnt measured in pounds. :lol: :lol:
     
  13. sika_2002

    sika_2002 Elite Member

    • Messages: 5,957
    • Likes Received: 0
    lol, wot sum1 was saying about bodyslming a sign, we did that and now theres a random hole in it, we woke the next morning on a golf course.
     
  14. skateparadise

    skateparadise Elite Member

    • Messages: 2,072
    • Likes Received: 0
    i know hwta you mean man. Im 17 now and i been drinkin sence i was about 13 and my mom was an alcoholic and i took her stuff every now and then when i was growing up from years 5 - till 12. then at age 13 i really started to drink...

    Friends funnle beers off a roof to me when im on the ground. it hits you so fast. man i love drinkin.

    i will post pics of my collection i keep in my room that i drank in about a month. in a little bit
     
  15. i eat pringles

    i eat pringles Senior Member

    • Messages: 492
    • Likes Received: 0
    boo hoo you led a disfunctional life...
    such mu pubes.

    Though it good to see that my thread has been revived.
     
  16. skateparadise

    skateparadise Elite Member

    • Messages: 2,072
    • Likes Received: 0
    ha i wouldent change anything about my life.

    i had to bump it.
     
  17. Rik JamEs

    Rik JamEs Elite Member

    • Messages: 846
    • Likes Received: 0
    one tmie I was durnk and I was dnruk and I did smoe sutff and tehn I did smoe mroe sutff and
     
  18. NeO.Skunkkr1

    NeO.Skunkkr1 Senior Member

    • Messages: 169
    • Likes Received: 0
    some of you need to figure out what an actual alcoholic is...
     
  19. Havoc411

    Havoc411 Elite Member

    • Messages: 6,266
    • Likes Received: 1
    i dont drink but i remember this one time a friend of mine got real drunk hit his head on the wall outside of stop and shop and then pissed on himself. kinda why i dont drink in the first place
     
  20. SALVO

    SALVO Elite Member

    • Messages: 3,477
    • Likes Received: 13
    One night that sticks out would have to be a few years back when I was still living with my folks.

    I went to my homie's house and ended up doing some gay manual labor shit for an hour or so, but his dad was cool and we knocked a few beers back, when we got done working we started mobbing to the bus stop and we say a Heiniken truck being unloaded in the back of the nearby safeway, we waiting for the driver to pull out more cases of beer and then ran up the ramp and took our own cases after he left.

    We downed those and went to a kegger, watched a brawl, then bus'd it back to my house, picked up my paint, and we went out painting, plastered. So at 3 in the morning we go into this coffee shop which is open all night, get a table, order some coffee and fall asleep for half an hour in our seats...we got kicked out so we went a few blocks up infront of the Space Needle here in Seattle, and slept on some benches till it was like 7 in the morning. Then went home and slept some more.