"Ok lets see i was about 9, she was 10. ( I like older chicks) We were both piss ass drunk. So we decided to have sex like rabbits, it was great she sucked me for about 3 hours then we got on to havin sex for a countinous 3 days." seldomly do i laugh at internet text, but this shit had me crackin' the FUCK up.
I was 17, the night before Valentines day, smoking weed and shit in this girls room, with my friend, his gf, and this girl who was the gf's friend. Anyway, got all loved up quietly, slept top n tail in the bed with her while my mate and his girl were on the floor. Started like stroking her feet and shit til she did back, both kinda like 'Yeah, somethings gonna happen'. After afew mins I went up to her side of the bed, starting kissing and shit, one thing led to another and it wason. Lasted like a few minutes at most, she wasn't a virgin and was surprised when I told her I was afterwards. Turns out my mate and his girl were awake too, they told me in the morning and it was like a big thing, me losing my virginity. Althougfh the girl was kinda ugly and alotof friends kinda took the piss. ALso, the following morning, another friend of mine woke us all up shouting outside the window. He had a rose for the girl I fucked, saying Happy Valentines and shit lol. Was pretty awkward. But yeah, I loved my first time actually, good memories.
I'm the only one being real in here, yo. I was 18 and it wasn't free (cheap but wasn't free). She was kind of fat.