what, like you lost it?

 

ask them why they're out so late and every question they ask you ask them the same thing haha

 

go early sunday mornings
real mellow


tell them you just went for a walk because you woke up and you were restless

or

you are walking home from spending the night at a friends house, and you have a dentist appointment or something and you had to go home

 

if the 5-0 asks you why your out at 2am walking around just say "This isn't where I parked my car!"

 

or you could be like drugs or graffitit wich ever one gets me in less trouble... j/k, no i just tell them im out walking

 

where i live cops dun care what the fuck you do i one time did a tag and the cop drove right pass me lol it was 3:30 or some shit and i was wearing a white shirt covered in paint cuase me and my boy got in a graff fight. lol. but after the fight we were cool. but yeah the next day the tag got covered like every thing were i am

 

you cant just take any ol' 2 way radio and listenin on the cops... you gotta take your moms walkie talkie if she works for the state. and listen in or buy a police scanner simple as that

 

truthfully i think your telling stories


either that or the pig was out on another callin

 

heading home from the bar. they close at 2 am.

 

just had sex with the hooker down the road

 

Well good, you wont be to mad when she drops you a note reading sorry I gave you VD but we should do it again sometime

o.0

 

not funny.

but whatever, just say you're coming back from a party, playing a little stupid helps too.

 

the best excuse to get out of work is hpone up and tell them u have violent diarrhea
it never fails

 

hahahahaha, i just tell them im going home

 

im likin blas way but any one heard of a crow bar ??? or run ???

 

just stay shaddowed only move in the open if u hav to or go on side streets there rarely cops around there but if a cop spots u and asks questions say u were on ur way home
it happened once and the cop took my details and then drove me home lukily he couldnt see my hands and so sed he didnt want to see me out here again and if he did he wud tell me parents

 

or say ur walking to the coffee shop to pick up some donuts and then say " now that ur here i guess i can get a ride right?" lol

 

That would work real good.
I've actually used it a few times.

 

nosy, is that your shit in your sig? if so, it's fuckin good.