:lol: :lol:

i dunno around the u.s but here in canada you can ask a cop for a ride if you're in some shit like 30km away from home walking... that will piss em off but they have to... that'S the SERVE part in protect and serve... i asked my lawyer about it and he said they can't deny it unless they're on a call or somthing...
:lol: you pull home with the cops... your parents see you and they're like
''WHAT YOU DID AGAIN''
and you're like
''nothing they gave me a ride :lol: ''
i have to do it once

 

as my friend said out at 3:40 stopted by a cop: yeah i just got back from fucking a prostitute smokeing weed and bombing u want some of this spliff... and that my friends is the funniest thing i have ever herd

 

i wouldnt say that o.0...

 

its good to tag on a garbage day. this way u can be walking around with a old ladder an if cops ask u wat ur doin all u gota say is that u garbage picked it. i thought it was a good alliby

 

just
smoke weed and go bombing

 

yo nice

 

"I was just out painting graffiti"

 

Lookin for a hooker, wana help?

 

got the munchies goin to the store lol

 

find a 24hour kebab store and bomb near that. and if cops ask u wat r u doing out say ur hungry and that ur getting a kebab ... its worked for me and i was hungry n i was sorta going down 2 get a kebab neway

 

fight with parents is a good 1, so is walking home frm a party

 

but what if ther wasnt a party on? then ur screwed but parents is also good but i dnt think many people have fights with ther parents at 2am well not where i live

 

if police come i run and hide in a bush somewhere or else do a garden run

 

you could just tell him your girlfriend broke up with you and you were gonna sleep at her house but she broke up with you and kicked you out. That's what my friend did when he got pulled over after coming to my house at 3 am. He just made small talk with the cop and pretended to be depressed and shit and he got away with it

 

start pretending 2 cry lol then cops will be like ohh man hes really upset i think we should leave him alone and continue bombing

 

thats basically what he did, haha

 

you guys are all full of shit

 

just say walking.cops dont really have any business getting up in ur business. it works for me

 

k ppl jus to let ever1 knowcops r dumbasses, if they stop u its jus routine, as long as u dont have a record ur fine.

i think the stats r like 85% of the time its jus routine, n the cop aint suspicious