Me:
what up homes
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
what do you get asked all the time?
God:
That is a lot. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
my vagina is itchy what should i do?
God:
Do robots have vagina is itchy?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i have a vagina
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
god gave it to me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
my vagina is itchy
God:
Where did you get your vagina is itchy?
Me:
herpes
God:
Are we still talking about vagina?
Me:
yes ans STD's
God:
Sure, vagina sounds like a good topic. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes
God:
Please state your conditions.
Me:
your penis will feel good when in my vagina
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am penis will feel good when in your vagina.
Me:
i did not say you were penis will feel good when in your vagina.
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
one of my conditions is that your penis will feel good in my vagina
God:
One what?
Me:
condition
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
have you seen a vagina?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
its a little gross looking but it tastes good
God:
a vagina is a little gross looking but it tastes good. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
it also bleeds sometimes
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
english will get me nowwhere?
God:
I like the English language.
Me:
will it get me somewhere
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
you sayed english would not get me nowhere
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sayed english would not get him or her nowhere.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
what does confidential mean?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
lest talk about vagina some more
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
im not shure
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not shure.
Me:
can we talk about vagina some more?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. vagina some more is quite an interesting topic.
Me:
yes indeed
God:
Yikes!
Me:
i want to put my penis in a vagina one day
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because it is suppose to feel really good
God:
Good reason. put your penis in a vagina one day is suppose to feel really good? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because when i see vagina my penis gets stiff
God:
That makes sense to me. Where do you see it?
Me:
on video
God:
What is it like on video.
Me:
i see vagina on porno movies
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in between females legs
God:
Tell me a little about your life in between females legs.
Me:
it bleeds in between females legs
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
i got to go now peace
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. Love and Peace, Man.
Me:
and i hope you see vagina one day
God:
Don't worry about it, .