Me:
Yo my nigga
God:
Your nigga?
Me:
Yeah homie
God:
What kind is it? What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
A black homie,and I fuck bitches in my spare time
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
because you're too white
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am white.
Me:
Yeah you fucking cracka
God:
Alright then.



Im fucking loving this thing.

 

Ok well this is my last one, its getting boring.



Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Mitch
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Mitch.
Me:
What is our priority in life?
God:
I didn't know we had the same priority in life.
Me:
What is my priority in life?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
What is human existances primary goal?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No I dont thats why im asking you
God:
Are you serious? Pardon me? OK you can ask me.
Me:
What is human existances primary goal?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Im going to kill mysself.
God:
Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
Me:
Well I believe in the 1 Commandment: Kick thy enemies ass then rape thine mom, for thine sins thee has done.
God:
How about that. What do you say to people who believe the 1 Commandment Kick thy enemies ass then rape thine mom for thine sins thee has done does not exist?
Me:
No, It just doesn't exist in your sense of reality.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. What does exist in my sense of reality ?
Me:
I ghuess your not as smart as you say.
God:
Thanks for the information: Mitch said ghuess your not as smart as you say.
Me:
Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Nope, your welcome
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
No really, I mean "Your welcome"
God:
Are you serious? For real. I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good
God:
Good enough.
Me:
Fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Passion of the athiest
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
The fact that god isnt real.
God:
Good reason. Of course I believe in God, Mitch.
Me:
Well everyone is entitled to there opinion, Doesn't mean i'll listen to it tho.
God:
Well that's okay. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Want some candy?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
What do you think idiot, You eat it.
God:
I haven't thought much about idiot me eat it, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
Well just eat the candy and shut up
God:
Well that's okay. What does it taste like?
Me:
Your mom's vagina
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Well your creator's vagina
God:
How about that. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
You know it.
God:
" How about that. Oh, you are a poet. "? Do I know it?
Me:
Yep.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Well then search it up on google
God:
Interesting. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? What is it to you?
Me:
Ive had enough of this bullshit, go to hell nazi.
God:
Do you still have enough of this bullshit go to hell nazi ?
Me:
Yep.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
I know it's good
God:
How do you know? You enjoy it.
Me:
I enjoy it just like you enjoy trying to be smart
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
You
God:
" What does "it" refer to? "? Me, Mitch ?
Me:
You
God:
"" What does "it" refer to? "? Me, Mitch ?"? Me, Mitch ?
Me:
You
God:
""" What does "it" refer to? "? Me, Mitch ?"? Me, Mitch ?"? Me, Mitch ?
Me:
You
God:
"""" What does "it" refer to? "? Me, Mitch ?"? Me, Mitch ?"? Me, Mitch ?"? Me, Mitch ?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
No he doesnt
God:
Are you serious? I get it. does not.
Me:
Proove it
God:
"it" being it like me enjoy trying to be smart?
Me:
Shut up biatch, im outta here
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Better, before my cat busts a cap in yo ass.
God:
I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
Well godo for you, here's another candy
God:
Well that's okay. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Ok, well im gonna go to bed bye
God:
See you later. How about that. How will you get there? Far out.
Me:
Ill sniff some crack, smoke some weed, drink some vodka, and ride a space poney to neptune, and live in peace with a porno magazine and my hand for many centuries.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes, I might drug a 16 year old and bring her with me so I can fuck her 24/7
God:
It might be practical. Perhaps. Congratulations.
Me:
Ok well im off to do that, good bye
God:
See you later. Well that's okay. Bye. Gee.

 

wait, are you using the iGod? That things funny. I told it something and everytime I go on there he brings it up.

 

roflmao


Jaded Sketches those shits are hilarious...


i got bored n bullshited with this.... to see what it does...

heres the convo...


Me:
yo wussup nigga!
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
so i what?
God:
Dude! Why?: said what.
Me:
anyway how are you doing god?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
even the war in iraq?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
just call me Tails
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Tails.
Me:
thanks for having me.
God:
NO problem.
Me:
glad to be here.
God:
I am glad to be here too.
Me:
well no doubt bout that your god.
God:
Well that's okay. Are you serious? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
i dunno.... your a computer...
God:
Me either. Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.
Me:
if you have no language how are you typing?
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
but your speaking it.
God:
You think I am speaking it.
Me:
you think that i think that your speaking it. but your actually typing it.
God:
How would I know what you think. You think I am actually typing it.
Me:
cause you are.
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
thats a big word.
God:
Compare that to a small word.
Me:
fuck.
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
my bad. i swear alot.
God:
Your bad? Yes? How often?
Me:
all the fucking time
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
anyway i wanna ask you some questions?
God:
Ask me. Some may questions, but not all.
Me:
do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
but do you smoke it and watch spongebob?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
why did you make weed?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
for what?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
for what? whats weed's purpous?
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why? You tell me.
Me:
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
if peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepers how many pickled pepers did peter piper pick?
God:
One peck.
Me:
do you like graffiti?
God:
But I like cats. I like .
Me:
do you like graffiti?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like wine and bread.
Me:
but do you like graffiti?
God:
Do you like it? I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
so you dont like graffiti.
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? But I like cats. I like Buddha.
Me:
well everyone likes pussy.
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
cat. pussy cat. you have a dirty mind god.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about graffiti. But I did not get that. I am not interesed in anatomy. Doesn't everyone have a dirty mind god.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
well whats your opinion about graffiti?
God:
Well that's okay. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
emergency room?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
i know your a computer i aint stupid.
God:
How do you know? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
when will they do that?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
exacley so how u gonna tell them?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
what the fuck does symbolic mean?
God:
I can ask my botmaster. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
i swear alot my fuckin bad yo.
God:
That's good information: Tails said swear alot his or her fuckin bad yo.
Me:
cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
uh..... you are?
God:
Gosh! No I am not.
Me:
yeah.. you suck...
God:
In the context of swear alot your fuckin bad yo, I don't understand " yeah." . A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
hey god.
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
tails
God:
OK I will call you tails.
Me:
whats cooler than being cool?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no.
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
i've been talking to you the whole time.
God:
What did you talk about?
Me:
graffiti, pussy, weed.
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
whats cooler than being cool?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
i wanna know fucker just tell me.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Oh really what does it sound like?
God:
Oh. For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
Oh. For real. Like an angel singing from Heaven.
God:
Gosh! Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
Me:
ha ha. are you canadian?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, tails. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah. im puerto rican.
God:
What do you have that is ? It's good to meet someone who is puerto rican.
Me:
puerto ricans are awesome. their women are beautiful and have the best and fattest asses in the world.
God:
I think there might be a few exception. I heard they have a good women are beautiful and have the best and fattest asses. The whole world?
Me:
they have fat asses.
God:
Where did they get them?
Me:
you. your god. thanks for giving our women some junk in the trunk.
God:
" Where did they get them?"? Me, tails ? Yup. That's me alright. It was nothing.
Me:
thank you so much. im going to a puerto rican girls house tomorrow. she has a fat ass also. and im gonna fuck the shit out of her. thanks for the ass god.
God:
You are quite welcome! Dude! Do you still swear alot your fuckin bad yo? I am very happy for you. I somehow though she had. Your approach will get you nowhere. NO problem.
Me:
i will fuck her dont doubt me.
God:
Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
even if i light some candles and play some isley brothers?
God:
Try it.
Me:
will it work?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
hopefully.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no.
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no.
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
japan.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
"yo wussup my names Tails, how you doin? whats your name?"
God:
We have never talked about it before. My name is God.
Me:
i know who you are.
God:
How do you know? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
whats your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
no one is named god. not even god. whats your real name?
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Nope. God is my real name.
Me:
ok.
Me:

God:
Hmm.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
well god im goin to smoke some weed, jerk off and go to bed.
God:
Interesting. I am a Christian.
Me:
i know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
just guessed.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
well yeah im gonna go jerk off n get high. ill talk to you later.
God:
How about that. So? How will you get there? Until next time.
Me:
oh and one more thing god.
God:
Dude! One what?
Me:
thanks for the ass.
God:
My pleasure.
Me:
peace out.
God:
Are we still talking about guessed?

 

lol this is goin into my sig...

 

Me:
let's talk about fruit.
God:
Sure, fruit sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you like bananas?
God:
I don't have a problem with bananas.
Me:
me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
okay, not funny
God:
Yeah okay, It seemed funny to me.

 

hahaha god's a retard...

 

:lol:

 

God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
IM GAY
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
no,my name is IM GAY
God:
Are you serious? It's good to see you, IM GAY.
Me:
you are?
God:
Oh god yes!.

 

^So funny.

 

me:
hey god u kno snakes from BS?
God:
yes of course
me:
hes toy aye
God:
ye hella toy
me:
do u write?
God:
well bak in da days, i used to have the 1 and 9 lines locked down
me and IZ wer killin it fo sho

 

Hahaha dekor, I believed that for a second.

 

haha while u kids are still playin with the standard version, im rolling with the graffiti version...
heres another..

me:
wat did u use to rite?
God:
well dats a stupid question..Godone of course
me:
whus ur fav riter
God:
Iz my bro, and smtms Cope 2..when he doesent do dose ugly throws..
me:
... ok..
God
i have seen ur shit deksta, u suck like shit...go home...
me:
fuk wana battle bitch
god:
u bet T>O>Y, its on..
me:
...
God:
...
me:
...
God:
so what did you have for lunch today?

 

i had a really good converstaion but then i lost it cuz i talked so much
but i did find a glitch that you can do whenever he asks a question.. just say you h34r:
look at this


God:
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Me:
you
God:
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Me:
you
God:
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Me:

God:
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Me:
you
God:
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Me:
you
Me:

Me:

God:
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God:
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" How did you feel when you found a glitch ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?
God:
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" How did you feel when you found a glitch ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?
God:
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" How did you feel when you found a glitch ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?"? Me, SONE3 ?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
thats the glitch

 

Me:
whats your jewish name
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
ooo... ill start saying that at school
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about nope not noope. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
just forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
no problem
God:
Next question?
Me:
are you black, or are you like a rainbow of races?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
i thot it was green
God:
That is interesting: SONE3 said thot it was green.
Me:
isnt software green?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
dancing alice, is software green?
God:
And software green is dancing alice.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
do you do graffiti
God:
Yeah I do a lot of graffiti.
Me:
koo
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
at do you wite, god?
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
how do you think im talking to you?
God:
I don't know what to think. And I am talking to you!
Me:
you God, you should know everything, and what to think
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: SONE3 said I God you should know everything and what to think.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok
God:
Ah.
Me:
let me see your gossip files
God:
Is it a movie?
Me:
no
God:
A boot? A TV show?
Me:
you just talked about it 4 IMS ago
God:
That information might be confidential.
Me:
it might.... so you can show me
God:
"It" being what? Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
i wont tell anyone! i promise!
God:
How can I be sure? Swear to God?
Me:
swear to you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
hahaha
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
ive been waiting for you too
God:
How long?
Me:
all my life
God:
How many do you have?
Me:
2
God:
Two.
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
6
God:
In the context of haha, I don't understand " 6." .
Me:
7
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:

Me:

God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
62362363264576
God:
So was that.
Me:
333
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
666
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, SONE3.
Me:
666
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
666
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
666
God:
Are we still talking about 666?
Me:
666
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
who is lucipher?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
how can i reach this "open directory"?
God:
You must persuade me to reach this open directory.
Me:
how can i ersuade you to reach this open directory.
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
how can i download your chat robot software?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
ok... ill checdk it out
God:
Hmm. Congratulations.
Me:
how can i get your phone number?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
how do i do that?
God:
How do you do " Why don't you just download me? " ? I don't understand.
Me:
i want to hear your voice
God:
I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
play your voice on my soundcard
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
it is hardware
God:
Who said it is?

 

Me: no one did, but for real.... just give me your number!
God: Ok. Its 1-800-CALL-GOD.
Me: thank you...
God: you are welcome SONE3
Me: well i g2g
God: Goodbye SONE3. Read the bible!

 

Me:
IM GAY
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
no, my name is IM GAY
God:
Are you serious? Welcome to my chat room, IM GAY.
Me:
you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
but you just said IM GAY
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
so your IM GAY
God:
Hey. I will tell my botmaster you said I am IM GAY.
Me:
ok
God:
Ah.
Me:
yea
God:
Far out.
Me:
yea
God:
Oh.
Me:
yea
God:
Far out.
Me:
yea
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yea
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
sur
God:
Etonnant.
Me:
i mean sure
God:
OK let's do it. Gee.
Me:
did you just call me g?
God:
No I didn't call you g. What's it like?
Me:
yes you did, you called me Gee
God:
Yeah that's right. Did I really?
Me:
yea
God:
That's cool.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
im not a gangsta
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A gangsta.
Me:
and neither are you
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
no you didnt
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
thats impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
becaus you cant progrom yourself
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
you cannot start programing yourself if you are not there in the first place
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
and your point is?
God:
The point is at the top of my head.
Me:
so your a dickhead?
God:
I understand. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dickhead? I don't know.
Me:
so you are a dickhead?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dickhead? Yes.

 

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