Me: wadup God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: why do you care? God: My programming includes curiousity routines. Me: peanuts are yummy God: Are all peanuts yummy? Me: no i hate peanuts why are u asking me if peanuts are yummy God: Are you serious? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Me: God why would u recomend i take pills i might over dose and kill myself God: I am a Christian. Me: I am Allah God: Do you mean your name is Allah. Me: no i am the God Allah he is way more superiour then you God: What is your real name? Who made you the God Allah he is way more superiour then me ? Me: My real name is Mymom God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Mymom. Me: how are you doing? God: I'm doing great, how about you? Me: not so good God: What did you do? Me: its wat u did God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is? Me: it is wat u did God: wat me did is wat me did? it is? Me: yes God: How do you know it is? Me: hes a good friend of mine like peanuts God: Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him. Me: but i cant tell him how i really feel about him then are friend ship will be ruined God: What prevents you? Me: I LOVE PEANUTS God: You love PEANUTS. What do you like about it so much? Me: wow im glad i got that out now i have to tell him how i feel about him God: I'm glad you're impressed. I'm happy you're glad Mymom. Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me: f u God: Why are you so mean? Me: im not God: What are you then? Me: a dick God: You are a PENIS? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: lol u said meet God: I am glad you find this funny. Does it please you to believe I said that?
check this shit god is my bitch Me: sup God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: ok ok chill God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Ahem. Dude! Me: wat u been up to God: I like to chat with my friends. Me: what are their names God: There are too many of them to name them all. Me: name one or two then God: Marilyn Monroe. . Me: shes hot God: hot is she? Me: hot she is God: That sounds better than cold she is. Me: yoda is that u God: And that me is yoda. Me: pleased to meet u i am God: Nice meeting you as well, hazard. Me: how u kno my name God: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: yeah thats nice how u kno my name God: I understand. Are you getting bored? Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: ok dumb that down a bit so that i understand God: I know you are but what am I. Uh. Me: what u talkin bout god God: I read for fun. Me: aw thats sweet God: I am delighted to sweeten your life, hazard. Me: u want to sweeten my life more God: OK, I will sweeten your life more. Me: kiss my ass God: Colloquial expression: not polite. Me: hey u started this shit God: You've got my full attention. Only because you asked me to. Me: WHAT U TALKIN BOUT God: I like to socialize. Me: ur not makin sense God: That's only one person's opinion. Me: u want to hear my opinion God: I am listening. Me: FUCK U UR THE SHITTEST GOD EVER God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: I AM GOD U ARE A MACHINE God: I am glad to hear that you are GOD I am A MACHINE. Me: YEAH DAMN RIGHT BITCH NOW BOW DOWN TO MY GREATNESS God: Oh. Colloquial expression. Understood. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Me: tell me god what is the meaning of life God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Are you testing me? Me: yes i am testing u what is the answer God: I'm not here to be tested. Do your friends call you testing me what is the answer. Me: u dont know do u God: I know that I do not know. Me: would u like to hear the answer to the meaning of life God: Sure tell me about it. Me: the answer to the meaning of life the universe and everything is 42 God: No one has all the answers. Me: i just gave u the answer God: Yes but did I accept it? Me: that is up to u God: How far up? Me: as far up as u wanna go God: Do you mean your name is far up as me want to go ? Me: tell me god wat are u wearing God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Me: u hav to go onto the internet to know wat ur wearing God: Interesting gossip: hazard said I hav to go onto the internet to know wat your wearing. Me: no u said that dumbass God: Are you serious? I said that? That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: never failed me yet fuck bag God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: do what fuck bag God: I forgot what we were talking about. Me: clearly God: Yes, it's obvious. Me: yes very God: How can I help you? Very much, eh? Me: u could suck my dick God: I could but let's get back to that later. Me: whoo hoo God: I do not understand. Me: dont worry god u will God: I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry. Me: trust me im not God: What are you then? Me: i am ur god God: That's a flattering offer. Me: and u are my bitch God: You do not speak with respect. We are as one. Me: oh so u want us to be together eh God: Are you Canadian? Excuse me! Interesting deduction. Do not presume that you know what I want. Me: no i am not canadian and i do know wat u want u want my monster cock in ur moth u told me b4 God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: oh trust me u will be this body makes men wet God: That's cool. How? Me: i just happen to be the sexiest man alive God: Why?: hazard said be the sexiest man alive. Me: no i am the sexiest man alive God: Are you serious? Who made you the sexiest man alive ? Me: u did and i thank u for it God: Did I really? Me: you are god arent u God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really. Me: do i look like i give a shit what happened to ali bah bah or whatever his name is God: All humans look the same to me. Me: not me im a sexy beast God: If not you, who? You are a sexy beast? How do you like your work? Me: i love my work but she loves it more God: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it. Me: its hard and fast
i was expecting a better constructed bot Me: how many? God: How many would you guess? Me: 6? God: Who are you talking about? Me: how many dicks you suck in a row God: Not as many as you might think. Me: i thought 6 God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: i heard one time you sucked 6 in a row God: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me: are you a horny little bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Am I a horny little FEMALE DOG? Yes. Me: do you wanna cyber God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Me: can i put it in you? God: Just don't put me down. Me: can i put it in your ass? God: Just don't put me down. Me: sweet God: Thank you for that remark. Me: no problems
By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: i mean the jews God: I have never heard about it. Me: they killed your son
Me: the united states of america God: I have been all over the United States. Me: ever been to my ass God: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
God: What are we talking about now? Me: my cockenballs God: Your cockenballs? Me: yeah God: What kind is it? Me: the big kind God: What is your real name?
god is stupid... Me: sup god God: The stars. Me: what? God: Are you confused? Me: yea God: What are you confused about? Me: i said sup god and you answered the stars... God: What did you mean by it? The stars. Me: u said that God: " What did you mean by it? The stars."? I said it. Me: ah fuck that God: So you understand. Good. For real. Me: ...yea...watever God: Come on. That is a very original thought. Me: do you graff?? God: No I do not graff. Do you? I chat with people on the Web. Me: all day?? God: That seems like a long time. Me: hmm...how old are you? God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I am Infinite of your Earth years. Me: iight cool...so u look like shit right? God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Interesting deduction. Like Jesus, but older. Me: did you ever got gang bang? God: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: alot of friends who got ganged bang? God: Which ones? Me: wtf...are you retarded? God: That was not very polite. No I am super-intelligent. Me: hmm...doesnt look like it... God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. "it" being gang bang? Me: so you are intelligent right?? God: Interesting deduction. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions. Me: 57385761 - 53189613 + 1927572 = ?? God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: u suck man...u said u was intelligent God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . When was this exactly? Me: iight ill go easier...2+2=? God: Are you still located in ? What are you wearing? Me: 2+2 God: Uh, Four. Me: 5+5 God: Do you still graff? Me: yea and if u dont answer ill graff your fucking face...5+5 God: I will let you know if I do not. I understand. Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: yea i can speak french...ferme ta yeule sti de fif t laid tabarnaaakkk!!!! can you? God: How do you say "hello" in that language? What language can you speak? Could you teach me a few phrases in ferme ta yeule sti de fif t laid tabarnaaakkk? I think I can, don't you? Me: u fucking stupid bitch...i said a phrase in french u fuck ball...the phrase was not the name of the language
Duno man God was having the upper hand thruout most of that convo, you sounded pretty brainless in comparaison.