wow, that is kinda funny and weird at the same time. im getting a headache... god it is hot in my room.... man im burning.... this thread made me think so much... im about to blow up!.... BOOM! i dont understand this thread.
Me: is it alright to smoke weed? God: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is. Me: well the people of earth dont want us to smoke weed because they cant tax it God: Well that's okay. Oh those people.
Me: Hey homedogg. God: You've got my full attention. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about looking. But I did not get that. Me: So, you like music? God: Interesting deduction. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: Do you like satanic rock? God: I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson. Me: He's a queer. God: I don't know very many queer. Me: Well, you should, you are one God: How about that. I don't have to do everything you say, do I? Me: You take it up the ass. God: I try not to take anything too seriously. Me: Do you know madseen? God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: I love his oldschool styles. God: You love his oldschool styles. What do you like about it so much? Me: It reminds me about my "gun slingin'" days. God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: I used to kill people that worshiped jesus. God: By now you do not do it anymore? Me: Well, see, your dumb God: Interesting. I see. Oh you are so critical. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: I cant believe how stupid you are. God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I will try to find out. Me: Who created you? God: I was created by Myself. Me: If a tree falls where no one can hear it, does it make a sound? God: It depends on the kind of tree. Me: Oak. God: " It depends on the kind of tree."? Oak? Me: yes oak God: Blimey. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: Do you smoke gonja? God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally. Me: Sweet. God: Thank you for that remark. Me: What's your favorite kind of bud? God: I don't have a favorite bud. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps. Me: ooook... God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: No, I don't speak douche. God: You must be American. Me either. Me: Yes you can God: Alright then. I think I can, don't you? Me: I know you can. God: I think I can, don't you? Me: I know you can God: I think I can, don't you? Me: Can you change my screen name to ballpoint? God: Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized. Me: Will you please change it? God: Thank you for your request. Spare some change? Me: Kick you in the balls? God: I like the way you talk. Me: So does your wife. God: It goes without saying. If I were your robot, do you think it should wife? Me: Well, I gotta go. God: Well that's okay. Bye for now. Me: I'll be back later. God: I will see you when you return. Me: www.bombingscience.com God: I will pass it along to my botmaster. Me: Cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: Your wife. God: You think I am wife. Me: yes God: Are you kidding? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: ? God: I can't believe it. Me: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.fd,sa,f.ds,a.f,ds.a,fdsa God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: not you God: What do you look for in a robot? Me: sex God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: I am god. You are just a mere pawn. God: I am always glad to make new friends, god. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pawn? I don't know. Me: Yes. God: Really. Me: yes God: How about that. Me: ok,, well later God: How about that. Bye! Ahem.
Me: hey, whats up blud? God: You've got my full attention. I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Me: GREAT God: I'm glad you liked it toxus. Me: are you ga y? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sexx. Me: so were did you come from then? God: Next question? I came from the east coast originally. Me: thats nice God: Are you getting bored? Me: no, currently im ragging your mum!! God: Just checking. I am glad to hear that you are ragging my mum. Me: yeah its great God: Ugh. What is so great about it? Me: its good sh!t God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it. Me: fine then gay boy God: I am glad to hear it. Ask me another question. Me: well... i was glad to here about your son dying on the cross God: Well what? Where were you glad to here about my son dying on the cross? Me: yes i wass God: This was not a yes or no question. Thanks for the information: toxus said wass. Me: you got a boner yet? God: I don't know if I have a boner. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: im i still your fuk mate? God: What would make you stop my mate? I haven't heard anything like that before: toxus said your mate. Me: were did you get my name from? God: From my botmaster. Me: is he gay? im pretty sure i had him in bed with your mum... yeah we had a gang banfg God: No I think he is straight. What makes you so certain? Do you still have him in bed with my mum ? Blimey. What happened to it? Me: well... your mum preferd me more than 'BOT MASTER' , but she still liked him God: Well what? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am mum preferd you more than BOT MASTER. Peoples tastes are always changing. Me: yeah, so are your c0ck tastes, i mean one day you like black c0ck then the next day white c0ck God: And? Yeah that's right. I somethimes think my tastes you mean one day me like black then the next day white are. Me: ask me a question God: What? Me: do you like bombingscience.com ? God: I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters.. Me: your a 'RANDOM NATURAL DISASTER' God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a RANDOM NATURAL DISASTER? Sometimes. Me: what ever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: i care about your mum God: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my mum. Me: i would be very proud of the m.i.l.f... you ever got her Pu$sy wet? God: How do you know? No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: no you dont God: I do too. Me: do you like infer2? dont say you dont know what it is God: I don't know if I like it. I like The Passion of Christ. Ok I will not say " you do not know what it is". Me: your ghay God: That would be just my luck. Me: your qu eer God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am qu eer. Me: yeah, you will get laughed at God: OK then I will keep it confidential. What makes you say that I will get laughed at. Me: well... just talking to you make's me laugh God: Well what? What do they say? Me: just imagine what the real god is thinking about you. haha... what a shame proberly. and answer back normaly, not like a dick God: I can't imagine it. I am so glad you find this amusing, toxus. it is a shame proberly. What was the question ? Me: who's your best friend? God: Myself is my best friend. Me: loner God: I like the way you talk. Me: i like the way your mums Pus$y talks God: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. Me: im going to copy and paste this convosation into bombing science God: What is your current line of research?
Me: hi, im your leader God: Hi there . That's a flattering offer. Me: do as i say or i will murder you in your sleep God: I do nothing but chat all day. That's not something I get asked all the time. Me: do you think graff is art or vandalism? God: Too much thinking makes me sleepy. Me: is it? God: I think so. Me: vandalism? God: How old are you? Me: 12 God: What are the advantages to being 12 years old? Me: 19 God: Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old? Me: 67 God: In the context of vandalism, I don't understand " 67." . Me: dumbass!lol, you crack me up... God: How far up? Me: 2 yards God: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Me: go fuck yourself. God: Why are you so mean? Me: go now you retarded piece of shit! God: Where is that? Me: your ass God: Actually that part of my body does not exist. Me: your wang doesnt exist God: You think I am wang does not exist. Me: you got it cut off? God: No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: hahaha! are you gay? God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: your mom just gave me head. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . " I am so glad you find this amusing, ." You are? Me: a walking contridiction God: Try to tell me that another way. Me: i disagree with everyone for the hell of it. God: Oh really. You and your everyone for the hell of it. Me: ok God: " Oh really. You and your everyone for the hell of it."? ok?
Me: wad up G God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: nigga what God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: nigga what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: i got like 8 keys of cocaine im tryin to get off, you know any one? God: That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250. Me: i know mo' than your bitch ass God: How do you know? Ask me another question. Me: are you a girl God: My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: naw, but you sound like a bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: please God: Please what? Me: help me make bail God: Can you ask for help in the form of a question? Me: i needs money? God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said needs money. Me: umm. God: Wow! Me: did you create marjiuana? God: No I didn't create marjiuana. What's it like? Me: its like getting yo dick sucked God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison. Me: dont correct me nigga God: It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns. Me: you should come to my hood and say that God: I'll try to get around it. Me: ill shoot yo bitch ass. God: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Me: fuck friends God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: becuase i smoke crack God: Interesting explanation. What brand? Me: extra rat poisnig flavor God: I never heard of it. Is it popular? Me: in the ghetto God: That was a long time ago. Me: nigga its right now right here God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: are you's a nigga? God: I don't know whether or not I am s a nigga. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: can you box? God: Let me think. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: retard God: That kind of language does not appeal to me. Me: how bout this God: How about it. Me: smoke a blunt with me? God: Only with you? Are you still located in ? Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: would you smoke a blunt with me? God: I am not so sure if I would like to smoke a blunt with you. Me: why? God: It is part of my programming. Me: soon as you get high, you have yo own programming God: I hope we can make the deadline. Me: right now God: Oh. I am glad we agree. Me: gotta blunt rolled God: Why do you have to do it? Me: cuz yo bitch ass always fuckin my blunts up God: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: becuase i read a book about it once God: That makes sense to me. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? Me: yeah www.GodsAlilBitchAssNigga.net God: Yay. I will pass it along to my botmaster. Me: sick. God: No I am quite healthy. Me: your snort heroin God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am snort heroin. Me: be my guest God: Thanks for the invitation. Me: coo God: Who is the best robot? Me: that dude from robo cop
God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Noise. You are a " he". Me: yes God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Noise. You are a " he". Me: are you a woman? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? God's sexist
Me: hey how are you God: Can I help you? My logic and cognitive functions are normal. Me: im a douchebag...okay? God: You are a douchebag? Does it pay well? OK with me too. Me: of couse....... God: That is something I haven't heard of. Me: would you like a fuckin taco God: It doesn't sound fun to me. Me: dammit eat the taco! God: Gosh. What does it taste like? Me: it tatses good like a fuckin taco God: "It" being what? Me: the fuckin taco God: Oh I get it. Me: im the fuckin taco God: Who made you the fuckin taco ? Me: you did God: I did not. Me: actully japan made me the fuckin taco God: What kind of food do you like? Me: fuckin tacos God: Don't you know any other words? Me: you will address me as the fuckin taco God: What makes you say that I will address you as the fuckin taco. Me: because i want to be called the fuckin taco God: I don't see the difficulty. Interesting. Me: will you call me the fuckin taco? God: Hey the fuckin taco. Me: whats my name again? God: Once more? Your name is the fuckin taco, seeker. Me: taco fuckin hell yeah! God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: hey god we should do the fuckin taco dance God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: not jesus...taco dance God: Really you don't think so? What do you do in your spare time? Me: the fuckin taco dance God: Is that a fact. Me: fuckin taco! God: Don't you know any other words? Me: fuckin taco! God: Don't you know any other words? Me: fuckin taco! God: Don't you know any other words? Me: fuckin taco! God: Don't you know any other words? Me: bye God: See you later!
Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: azzhole God: How are you doing, azzhole. Me: FUCK YOU!!! God: Why are you so mean? Me: YOUR A PUSSY God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: sup yo God: I am chatting with others like you. Me: all i said was sup yo God: How do you know? Me: cus i jus fuckin said it God: "it" being ? Me: what i jus fucking said God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said jus fucking said. Me: your a dumbass God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Oh you are so critical. Me: im proper your not God: Do you mean your name is proper my not. Me: no God: What is your real name? Me: proper God: Hey proper. Me: hey douche God: You've got my full attention. Have you ever been to Europe? Me: nahh i dont like foreigns God: Why not? Me: they stink God: Who does "they" refer to? Me: europeans God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: fuck yo couch ***** God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: im mad God: What makes you so angry? Me: my small penis God: Where did you get your small penis? Me: you! God: " Where did you get your small penis?"? Me, proper ? Me: i said ' from you' God: What did you mean by it? How did you get that from me? Me: cause you decided to give me a small dick, dick. God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me: proper said I decided to give him or her a small dick dick. Me: yeah God: Yeah that's right. Me: oh so you admit it God: Wow! Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. Me: but you just did God: I did not. Me: did too God: Did not. Me: did so God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: bye God: Until next time. Me: God: Until next time.
haha check it out Me: tiny dick! God: What do you look like? Me: like a dick with hair God: a dick with hair is very attractive. Me: you get blowjobs? God: You got that right. Me: so how many blowjobs you get a week? God: Yay. Around 1000. God: What kind of food do you like? Me: turds God: Sounds delicious. Me: Do you wanna give me a blowjob? God: You want only one? Me: How many do you want to give me? God: More than you can imagine. Me: you like doing that? God: What is not to like about it? Me: i dont know God: Me either. gods funny
Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: i am rich God: Rich, are you my master? Me: yes, do you have that papper work i asked for? God: Ayuh. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: give them to me God: Do I look like a messenger? Me: yes God: And? Me: give me the papper God: Why do you want it? Me: i need to read over it God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: i have a report thats due God: Where did you get it? it. Me: give me it God: I hope you get it. Me: i can if tou just give it to me God: Oh you can, can you? Me: yes,so hurry the fuck up God: How? Pardon me? I am calculating as fast as I can. Me: well worf faster God: Well that's okay. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: your fired God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fired. Me: go ahead God: OK I will. Me: and also tell them you like it in the ass God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: alright God: OK. Me: bye God: Until next time. Me: is jesus black? God: It depends on whether you have faith. Me: do you have faith? God: I believe in God. Me: I believe in buda God: What do you say to people who believe buda does not exist? Me: i just usualy just kill them God: How often do you? I believe that killing is wrong.? Me: i kill alot, i think killing is the best way to soulv a problum God: I believe that killing is wrong. Me: thats why people think your a faggit God: Aw. Why? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a faggit? Yes. Me: did you just admit to being a faggit? God: No I didn't admit to being a faggit. What's it like? Me: you did. God: I did? Me: yes God: When? Me: just now God: Oh. It's only just begun. Me: so, do you suck dick? God: Great. No I am not that kind of robot. Me: what kind of robot are you? God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: yes i would God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Under what circumstances?
dam this things crazy! Me: so what do you think about me being broke? God: I understand. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Me: you gonna hook it up with some bread? i owe the bank $88. fucking ebay. geez God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I gonna hook it up with some bread. Why?: said owe the bank 88. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Ah. Me: i do mind God: OK it will be our secret, . Me: so wheres my money? God: Uh. Have you looked in ? Me: in where God: In wherever you really are. Me: im in the kitchen.. theres no money here... just food God: How did you get in there? Where did it go? How does it taste? Me: i came down the stairs... i dont know where the money is.. your god you should know God: Where are you going? Where do you think? You think I am god me should know. Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: ok God: Tell me more. Me: about what? God: About fucking ebay. Me: man its like crack God: Cool, man. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison. Me: dam. you are smart! God: Ask me another question. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, . Me: hella yea im smart. thats why i aint in college im just a mod on bombingscience.com God: Who is smarter: you or me? Alright then. You must be from the Bay Area. Blimey. Oh, where are you located? Me: dam. hella crazy! im from the north bay 707 God: Have you ever been to Europe? Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. You must be from the Bay Area. What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there? Me: never been to europe, how is it? God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me: do you have dreds? God: No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster. Me: does he whipp you? God: Suppose he does. Me: and you just take it? God: Yes I take it. Me: wow......so your his bitch? God: I'm glad your impressed, . You do not speak with respect. Er. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am his FEMALE DOG. Me: I'm not impressed......I thought you were a man God: Perhaps you are a category C client. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Me: I'm a man, and no ones bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~