I'm not a racist. A Chinese couple have a black baby, named him Sum Ting Wong. Why did the black guy say fee, fi, fo, fum? He was giving out his address - #3541. How come Mexicans are like sperm? Only 1 in a million work. What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick. Why are lesbians lazy? Because they don't do dick and they always eat out. An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "I dont know...Never found the head. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan! What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation? Can I help you pack your shit? What does AIDS stand for? Anally Injected Death Sentence. How do you know if you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit! Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?" Where do you send a Jew with A.D.D.? Concentration camp. Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.
i have ALOT of black jokes but i dont know if ill tell them or not inhave well over 5 pages memorized its been 2 years sence ive heard a black joke i dont know hmmm so should i say them by the way im not racist at all
if someone calls you a jew say: dude my grandfather died at austwhich (or w/e its called) he got drunk and fell off a watch tower <---- made me giggle
why dont cannibals eat clowns? Coz they taste funny! hahahahahaahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ah dats all i got..
i have'nt read all the jokes so this one might have been said, but anyway its fucked up! how do you make a baby cry twice? when your done wipe you bloody cock on its teddy, sorry,
:lol: so theres 3 guys standing out side ripleys believe it or not, and the two of the guys are like what are you goin in for, he says i think i got the biggest hands in the world, so he goes in , then comes out and says yup i got the biggest hands, so the first guy and the 3rd guy ask the 2nd guy what you goin in for, he says i think i got the biggest feet in the world, so he comes in and comes back out and says yup i got the biggest feet in the world, so they ask the 3rd guy what are you goin in for , he says well i think i got the smallest penis in the world so he goes in and comes back out and says, who the fuck is the unibomber? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ha, ha, ha. i happen to know "the unibomber" is acctualy quite well hung. that is, IF HE WAS A HAMSTER! just kidding buddy, you know i love you :wub:
that was funny s diddy how much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear periced? a buccaneer! (a buck an ear for the stupid people) a man walks into a bar u know what he says? ouch how many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? none they rather sit in the dark and cry themself to sleep
Q: whats black and blue and does'nt like sex A: the 6 year old in my trunk **that was for rodny! R.I.P.***
the pirate one reminded me of this one.....its dumb.... a pirate walked into a bar and he had a steering wheel hanging from his nuts and this guy askes "why do you have a steering wheel hanging from your nuts" and the pirate says "ARRR its driving me nuts" or did you hear about the new pirate movie? its rated RRRRRRRR :lol: