Now, which of you Boys and Girls shall we see in Church tomorrow? Y'all been saying and doing some mighty awful things. We can forgive you if you choose Jesus as your Savior.
You are nothing like the 'real' Talitha. You should say more outrageous and biblically correct things.
I can assure you that I'm as real as the Love of Jesus Christ. You aren't very welcoming are you? Is it because I is white? Or is it just because I'm a True Christian™?
Well!! Praise Jesus and Glory! I just got a nice email from your Admins: Job 19:21 Have pity upon me, have pity upon me, O ye my friends; for the hand of God hath touched me.
I, too, am a True Christian™. The hostility stemmed from you being on the internet while I am over here starving. Do as the Lord says, and make me a late lunch.
Is that anything to do with Brother Ray Comfort and his exciting news that Bananas be proof of God? Other than that, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Talitha, you came to the right place. Bombingscience is apparently full of satanists, what with all the pentagrams and inverted crosses flying around. Get to convertin', bitch.