Jesus led me here.
I don't know much about all these Pentygrams and Santanists and such, but I do know that if you allow yourself to be bathed in the blood of Jesus Christ you will achieve eternal Salvation.

 

Friend, I expect you been pulling on your Choo-choo so much in your bedroom that it would take much more than a Christian lady like myself to get them Demons out.
By the way, Demons infest your Colon. Not your Choo-choo.

 

Boo you fail Talitha-troll. she would obviously know what a pentagram and a satanist is.

 

So, which one of you signed at Landover as SrsBizns and Posted a Virus Link?
Not nice. I had to ban you.

 

lady ive heard of demons sneaking too the testicles thus needing to be sucked out. therefore vagrant shall need them sucked out. and before you say somethin about me sucking them out first im not gay and second the procedure has to be done by a woman. get ta suckin and make it snappy cuz im next

 

If any of you sinners are signed in at Landover tell me who you are here and I'll prove who I am.

 

I would, love, to bathe in the blood of Christians.

 

i think every member of bs should do this.

 

Fail troll is fail.

and I'm in on the Satan's Army.

 

Of course he was Christian.
He is Christ.

He was certainly no hook-nosed dreidel spinner.

 

I disagree, slushi.
She's not believable enough.
Need more scripture quotes and intelligence.
You can tell its someone pretending to be a Landover Baptist.

 

The Landover mods would just ban everyone. There's no point, anyways, since all the Landover Baptists are trolls.
Why wage war with them when we know they're not real?

Seriously I have great respect for those folks. They have the skill and dedication to create an entire community of trolls with the goal of faking a believable ultra extreme baptist sect.

 

You are a suspicious fool Vagrant.

HERE is my BIO.

Job 4:17
Shall mortal man be more just than God? shall a man be more pure than his maker?
Behold, he put no trust in his servants; and his angels he charged with folly: How much less in them that dwell in houses of clay, whose foundation is in the dust, which are crushed before the moth?

 

Did one of you Homers just post this at Landover?

 

I think I'm in love with you.

 

GLORY!!
I hope you are a Christian man, Brother?

 

I'm whatever you want me to be.

 

Whoever it was I just Banned him to eternal damnation.

 

I'm seriously laughing.

And there's so many commas in that quote on the last page its epic. Whoever wrote it is a genius