....but they didn't shake the cans long enough, so the cans clogged and they wasted their money.

 

But they still got their caps, so they were happy, until the crocodile was mistaken for Wolverine of X-Men.

 

The person who mistaked the crocidile for Wolverine from the xmen was none other than the merc with the mouth DeadPool, DeadPool feeling froggy and ready for a fight reached for his..

 

dildo.

 

That's when Deadpool realized that he mixed up his super hero outfit with his bdsm one. He was stuck in a show down with nothing but a dildo a leash and leather chaps.

 

So DeadPool already pissed off decided to continue the fight, with the alligator, luckily he had atleast a hand gun on him so he cocked the 9mm, pointed it at the alliagator and said....... "

 

I'm gonna kill you, & make a jacket out of you. But then the alligator springs out of the water and bites his arm off.

 

And then somewhere... in the suburbs of Chandler, Arizona, KidReny died of dysentery. The alligators, unaware of this, carried on with their lives

 

until steve irwin rose from the and wrestled the alligators to death and made their babys.....

 

As Steve Irwin was done raping the aliagator he thought to himself and asked wtf dysentery was and how it could kill a kid in the suburbs. But the he realized that the kid who died was black so it didnt really matter.

 

So Steve went to go bomb around Laveen but got caught by the cops and they sent him to the precinct.

 

where a slightly obese version of Neil Patrick Harris walks in, holding in one hand...none other than a 12.5 inch long socket rench, and in the other, a can of generic Spam....

 

the cop guarding steve's cell screams in horror "my one weakness, how did you know?... Spam!!!!!!!!"

 

then OG Thrice came in and started shooting the place up...

 

appearently steve was shot 623 times by OG thrice then had a can of spam stuffed in his bum by......

 

jesus christ

 

who then loudly proclaimed "HAHA... i'm back motherfuckers!!!"

 

then jesus christ trips on goat while walking and breaks his ass

 

then the son of the morning rose and says "JESUS come towards me and i shall fix your sweet ass" jesus replys...