This horrible act of human disfigurement left the guards stupefied, giving Ronaldo "The Jew" Goldstein time to escape the prison through a chinese take out truck. He then...

 

threw his severed penis in the lemon chicken and started laughing intensely when the driver opened the back and said..

 

"Lets pee on each others hand and wipe them on a Mormon!" He then replied...

 

i like your style...

BUT MINE IS BETTER
he then drops his drawers and pinches a mean one and throws it a pack of nuns where they answer back with a...

 

hmmm salty

 

and then they all met at the corner of Mediterranean and Baltic to buy some cheap hookers and inject crack into their penises, while being frowned upon by Mr.Moneybags on Boardwalk.

 

just then the leader of an east aisan malita fuckin rambos out of sum bush and throws a cobra at mr.money bagss throat...

 

BUT Mr.Moneybags isn't having any of that, he uses his cat like reflexes to grab the snake in mid air, crush its skull between his palms and throw it clean over into a backyard on Baltic Ave. Both men draw weapons and start exchanging fire, luckily Mr.Moneybags was able to escape and the only person killed is an innocent bystander named Ronaldo "The Jew" Goldstein.

The next day Mr.Moneybags ran to the Parker brothers for some help in trying to fight the East Asian Militia, they direct him to an arms dealer over in St. James Place, but he notices a hooker on the drive there and decides to stop, she gets in the car when suddenly..

 

Mr. Moneybags decides to engage in a beauty contest, taking second place and a cool $10...

 

which he then uses to buy a xanax because what happens next.... he wont want to remember

 

waking up to his apartment empty with 3 naked fat guys passed out on the kitchen floor

 

The end

 

is what was written on the last page of the flaming book in the corner of the room.

 

Mr. Moneybags then screamed' "Fuck you Twisties, don't ruin this for me!!"

 

Mr. Moneybags proceeds to pull out a snub nose .38 and aim it at Twisties. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU LITTLE CUNT?" as he jams the gun into Twisties forehead "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE END??? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US?" pulling the trigger close range, leaving Twisties brain matter dripping down the wall..... but Mr. Moneybags still insists on using his survival knife to remove the heart to make sure the deed is done.

He looks over his left shoulder to see 3 naked fat men still passed out on his kitchen floor and a bottle of xanax spilled on the floor, Mr. Moneybags decides to

 

gather each of the pills off of the floor, not trying to mask his sounds, "the 38 caliber handgun should have woken them" he mutters to himself. after placing each of the footballs back into their respective bottle, he then decides to remove the bodies from the kitchen.... piece by piece. he is very careful in his incisions, taking his work very seriously. first the arms, then the legs, then the head. he grabs some contractor bags out from underneath the sink, "fifty gallon trash bags should be enough".

as he places the last of the overweight, soon to be meals in the oversized freezer, he hears a knock at the door. he grips his revolver, thinking about how carefully he could place the 5 remaining rounds into the body of whoever was on the other side of the door. mr moneybags feels an eerie grin creep over his face. he is actually starting to enjoy his new found passion. he pops open the clear orange bottle and chews up 2 more bars. this is going to be a good day.

 

And drinks a shitload of sakei, wakes up in an alley and remembers nothing due to the blackout

 

after he rose up from the concrete ground he glances the other side of the alley and notices a teenager leaned up on a dumpster with his pants pulled down touching his junk

 

The only thing the head could remember was the fact he had spent close to $500 at Winners buying a trench coat in which he conveniently had placed beside he cold body. He put it on and preceded towards a McDicks. Little did he know...