What if like... we're actually living in a dream world and everything we see is a computer program so we don't know that we are being harvested and eaten by robots.
a pill you can take to make your sperm temporairly inactive and another one to protect you from gettin burnt..... gum that doesnt lose its flavor.... some sort of super microwave that cooks food perfectly then cools it down so it doesnt burn your tongue.... slurpees that dont melt.... markers that never dry out....
an invisible jacket EDIT: were almost there [Broken External Image]:http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/invisible-jacket.jpg
A device with an extremely sharp pointed diamond tipped ending,on the other side a thin marker with very pernament,opaque ink,with the tip very small. Or a tip with several extremely sharpened diamond tips ends very close together. My one cent.Im too poor to afford two.