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Omegle [Speak To Strangers]

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  1. PulseWithLife

    PulseWithLife Elite Member

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    I dont know how to takke this because im so wasted... but if that is a Negative comment towards me then fuck you. If its some time of ghetto compliment then fuck you. Nah kidding your a dope cunt.. as dope as Aboriginal Australians drinking cheap wine
     
  2. Subconcious

    Subconcious Senior Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hay im 17 year old boy who want pictures of a girl with just a bra on
    You: HI I NEED HELP
    Stranger: with what
    You: EVERYTHING I TYPE COMES OUT IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT
    Stranger: hit caps lock
    You: WHERE IS THAT?
    Stranger: on the side
    You: I DONT SEE IT...
    You: OH!
    Stranger: find number 1
    You: i found it
    You: :)
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: can you help me
    You: thank you!!!!
    Stranger: hay im 17 year old boy who want pictures of a girl with just a bra on
    You: Sure, what do you need?
    Stranger: hay im 17 year old boy who want pictures of a girl with just a bra on
    You: Oh... Hmmm... Maybe, do you live in the US?
    Stranger: yes
    You: Okay, good. I will give you instructions now.
    Stranger: to what
    You: Open a new tab in your web browser. This can be achieved by holding the Ctrl button and pressing T.
    You: Type into the address bar the following: GOOGLE.COM
    Stranger: ok?
    You: Where prompted, type in "girl with just a bra on" and press enter.
    Stranger: not the same
    Stranger: one of you
    You: Oh... Hmmm
    You: Well, I'm not a girl, but I think my girlfriend may have left one of her bras here. How about that? Will that work? Me in a bra?
    Stranger: no
    You: Hahaha, I'm trollin' man. :p It's so fun...
    Stranger: your girlfriend pick is ok
    You: Oh, well I have one of her without a bra on... How particular are you about the bra part?
    Stranger: not
    Stranger: nude is ok
    You: Okay, she's in her panties and socks holding my gun. Is that okay?
    Stranger: i guess
    Stranger: can you see brests
    Stranger: or pussey
    You: Well, the gun stock is covering her nipples, but parts of her breast are visable
    Stranger: oh
    You: no, you can;t see her pussy in the picture, unfortunately. :/
    Stranger: [email protected]
    Stranger: that is my email
    You: OKAY, HOLD ON
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: ezay
    You: OH SHIT THE CAPITAL LETTERS CAME BACK!
    You: CRAP, WHAT DO I DO AGAIN?
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: hit the caps lock
    You: OKAY HOLD ON
    You: did it work?
    You: Yay! it did
    You: :D
    Stranger: did you send it
    You: no hold on, it'll take a second
    Stranger: ok
    You: you know what, I can;t find the one I was telling you about, but i do have a picture of her in a bra. :D Is that okay
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: a sexey picture
    Stranger: or more then 1
    Stranger: send it
    Stranger: did you send it
    You: Hold on
    Stranger: ok
    You: this is the only one i have: http://tinyurl.com/4nlgz5t
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: i cant find that
    Stranger: why cant you send it
    You: put the url into your address bar and press enter
    Stranger: how
    You: http://tinyurl.com/4nlgz5t
    You: copy that
    You: and paste it into your address bar
    Stranger: i cant its not orking
    You: Okay, hold on...
    Stranger: hay can you send me some pictures of her
    You: I've only got the one. :/
    You: I'm trying to send it now
    Stranger: ok
    You: It's not working :O
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: well are you dateing her still
    You: It's windows live mail and it says that I need to register to use it
    You: yes I am, but I don;t see her very often
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: well if you do just get some pictures and send them to me ok
    Stranger: thanks
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  3. IlikePie

    IlikePie Elite Member

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    I feel like I was robbed of my soul for reading that shit.
     
  4. PulseWithLife

    PulseWithLife Elite Member

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    this is why i stoped smoking meth
     
  5. FuckMcNasty

    FuckMcNasty Senior Member

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    You: hi
    Stranger: hey :)
    You: how goes it
    Stranger: hm so far so good
    Stranger: and my school exams too
    Stranger: it's kinda easy for me xD
    Stranger: hows you?
    You: hmmm
    You: been better
    Stranger: ohhh
    Stranger: kayyyyy
    You: its kinda a long story aswell
    Stranger: it's okay if you want to hare with me
    Stranger: share*
    Stranger: I like to read a story :)
    Stranger: and comment it
    Stranger: i meant give a comment on it
    You: Well.. i recentily started lifting weights but i think i started to heavy
    You: i was straining to hard and a broke my arse
    You: i googled it and i think its calleda prolaps
    You: im not sure what 2 do about it tho so i came on here for sum advice
    Stranger: i'm so sorry about that
    Stranger: but i don't know anything about calleda prolaps
    You: google image it
    Stranger: wait
    You: ok
    Stranger: oh my goddddddddd
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
     
  6. FuckMcNasty

    FuckMcNasty Senior Member

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    You: FUCK YOU
    You: eat my tits
    Stranger: 21-female-england here :)
    You: i dont give a fuck
    You: you
    You: are a gimp
    You: go get a fucking job
    Stranger: Bitch you can fucking die
    You: bitch you can eat my bum
    Stranger: I'll snap your Skanky ass head off your shoulders
    Stranger: Nasty whore
    You: oh snaaap
    You: bitch ill violate you ears
    Stranger: WTF ?
    Stranger: Ha
    Stranger: Damn
    You: ill fuck your mother in the arse till her colon falls out
    You: and then ill tug on it
    Stranger: Where the hell are you from
    You: UK
    Stranger: Bitchvilke
    Stranger: I can tell your from uk
    You: how
    You: i might be lieing
    Stranger: Bum
    Stranger: Pretty much gives you away
    You: ah
    Stranger: Yupp
    Stranger: I'm a smart bitch ha
    You: well
    You: you need one in the pink and one in the stink
    Stranger: I don't stink
    Stranger: You probably do.. Don't whores ever take a wash cloth bath. ?
    You: the stink
    You: is your bum
    You: you need some in the pink
    You: and one in your stink
    You: figure it
    You: ill blow my load off in your hair then ill doze off
    Stranger: I know what the fuck your talking about you fucking tranny
    You: no
    Stranger: I like you .. You have good combat skills .. Your pretty cool for a dyke
    You: you realy dont have a clue
    You: bitch
    You: boy better know my combat skillz are were its al
    You: at
    Stranger: Who taught you
    You: mr miyagi
    Stranger: Bitches for dummies ?
    You: why d you think im a female
    Stranger: I dont
    Stranger: That's the problem
    You: Bitch ill shit on your blouse, then kick you outta my house
    Stranger: First off .. You won't get a girl from the way you talk ..
    Stranger: Secondly .. Bitch I can fight
    You: unlike 99% of cunts on here i dont try to get boobies on this site
    You: im not that cool
    You: nah mean
    Stranger: So you actually like talking to girls
    Stranger: On here ..
    Stranger: Without naked picture ?
    You: no
    You: i like
    Stranger: So .. You try to get makes pictures of girls ? Or guys?
    Stranger: Naked
    You: no
    Stranger: So you are a REAL GENTLEMEN and actually are not a pervert
    You: oh
    You: i am a pervert
    You: just not asd anough to sit on a chat site asking for titties
    You: a porn genius. With a long penis
    Stranger: www
    Stranger: How sweet ..
    Stranger: I'm Allyson .. By the way
    You: good to know
    You: were bouts in uk
    Stranger: England
    Stranger: London ..
    Stranger: I'd it's really of your business
    You: it realy is
    You: it will be
    You: better know that shit
    Stranger: What's your name dick
    You: Abdul Mahajibab
    You: fell free to facebook me
    Stranger: I dont have one
    You: the fucks ron with you
    Stranger: You have yahoo messenger ?
    You: deformed or somthing
    Stranger: Fbook is drama
    You: yeh it is prety gay
    You: full of gimps bitching about there life
    Stranger: Do you have a yahoo messenger ?
    You: no i got msn and the like
    You: i think i made a yahoo for a flikr acount but its gay and i dont use it
    Stranger: So msn and yahoo can chat together. V?
    Stranger: [email protected]
    Stranger: If so find me
    You: i best get titties
    Stranger: If your worth it maybe ..
    Stranger: If your cute .. You have more of a chance
    You: your blatenily a dude
    You: a dude for a fat bird
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    i think it was probily some overweight man planning to get his dick out to me
     
  7. FuckMcNasty

    FuckMcNasty Senior Member

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    You: hi
    Stranger: Only married women!
    You: and how many married women do you think are gonner wanna speak with you
    You: dickhead
    Stranger: one except u cunt
    You: why u wanna talk with married women for?
    Stranger: r u 1?
    You: i hardly see why its anyof your bussiness but yes i am
    Stranger: n ru a happy married woman?
    You: why do u wanna know?
    You: i bet your a overweight lonily virgin manchild
    You: or a paki
    Stranger: cuz if u were u wudnt be here on dis site babe
    Stranger: M Ray and from Miami...Sorry for the intrusion
    You: whats M ray?
    Stranger: I'm Ray.duh!!
    You: oh hello rayray
    You: why do u wanna speak with marryd women
    You: it gt you off?
    Stranger: cuz i like
    You: what u hoping for titties or somthing
    Stranger: big ass tight pussy and yes ofcouse some tits
    You: what baffles me is
    You: why u come on this website were your not gonner get anyof them things
    You: go 2 a bar
    You: meet real people
    You: get yourself laid fool
    You: old gals are easy 2 pull
    You: trust me
    Stranger: just chilling sweety
    Stranger: u bet n i knw that
    You: im and 18 year old geezer from england
    You: bet u feel silly now
    Stranger: nah i dnt...
    Stranger: cuz u hav a small pussy
    Stranger: n a tiny ass
    You: no
    You: i have a penis
    You: and a hairy ass
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  8. CANADIANA

    CANADIANA Senior Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: Hello. Looking to chat up with a white female caucasian, age 16, zodiac sign: cancer, height: 5'2", weight: 80 lbs,
    You: LOL for real
    You: zodiac sign>
    You: man you are picky!
    You: lower those standards
    Stranger: what can I say...can't be too specific.
    You: 80 pounds?
    Stranger: yes.
    You: thats almost lethally skinny
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: damnit, im better at kg.
    You: maybe you should move to zimbabwe
    Stranger: 50 kg.
    You: whats with the zodiac sign though
    Stranger: wait a second
    Stranger: why am i wasting my time with u
    Stranger: do u fit the bill?
    You: well lets see...im alive, so im more then 80 lbs
    Stranger: i mean all the other stuff
    Stranger: female
    Stranger: caucasian
    Stranger: cancer
    Stranger: 16
    Stranger: ??
    You: why caucasain? are you racist? and my sign isnt cancer. although im sure to get it because i smoke 3 packs a day
    Stranger: man. u are one twisted pretzel.
    Stranger: stop screwing with me.
    Stranger: later.
    Stranger: have a nice day.
    Stranger: bye.
    You: your screwing with yourself homie
     
  9. explodingscene

    explodingscene Senior Member

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    everyone on theres either a troll or rusian fag
    You: hey u how my special pal today
    Stranger: lol hey
    Stranger: Im great
    Stranger: how r u
    You: feeling sunshine inside
    Stranger: glorious!
    You: thru power of jesus christ almighty
    Stranger: stop Im getting horny
    You: and his ever flowing period
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: he has a dick
    Stranger: no periods
    Stranger: only his holiest of boners
    You: some african tribes belive periods are natural
    Stranger: no fucking way its satans tears
    You: so the men insurt a special thor into their euthra and pull t out once a month
    You: thorn#
    Stranger: My priest told me that a vagina has teeth in it and his asshole is the safest place to be
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    I'm starting to get sick of omegle been using chatroulette more now. lol