hahah unny stuff Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: PRAISE ALLA Stranger: asl? Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation for the United States of America. Please remain connected to this international web page (omegle.com) as we perform an IP address lookup to locate your current location. Local law enforcement officers will be arriving shortly. Thank you for your cooperation If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: fuck the fbi You: and the cia You: motherfuckers cant catch me You: undercover pigs and secret police Stranger: IP address aquired. Awaiting arrival of local law enforcement agency. Please remain at your computer. You: cant stop me You: its the motherfucking revolution Stranger: Sir please calm down. You can talk to your local law enforcement agency You: http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5233/110986smiledog.jpg im bored
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: herro Stranger: hi You: ever do meth? Stranger: what? You: excuse my grammar. Have you ever done meth? Stranger: what is meth? You: fun. Stranger: you from? You: the question would be where are you from. You: l2spell chigga Stranger: i am from brazil Stranger: your name? You: Jose. Stranger: wow Stranger: i am Lucas You: do you like boys? Stranger: no You: no offence ese Stranger: i am like girls Stranger: you is m or f? You: mother or fucker? Stranger: no Stranger: sex Stranger: girl or boy? You: this is the interweb sir. you can't have sex over it. Stranger: fuck you Stranger: you is nerd You: ow my feelings are hurt. You: have you ever performed self mutilation? Your conversational partner has disconnected. fuck the people on there are boring.
lulz i ruined this guys joke. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i wear a turtleneck to bed. Stranger: ok Stranger: do you like fish sticks You: yea..... fish sticks are pretty good. You: maybe with some tartar sauce You: or katchup You: katchup is good on anything Stranger: do you like putting fish sticks in or around your mouth You: especially french fries You: ive been snorting all of my food to loose weight You: i figure i will consume less calories that way Stranger: no u get the same You: one time i snorted an entire blue bird that i shot with my bow and arrow You: my cat was gonna eat it, but i got to it first Stranger: thats too big You: we had a nasty fight over it You: im gonna miss patches Stranger: do you like fish sticks in or around your mouth?!?!?!?! You: i had to break his neck because he was being a bitch\ You: idk do you? Stranger: yes You: your a gay fish Your conversational partner has disconnected. i havent had any really funny ones yet... maybe later.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! how are you? You: hi! go fuck yourself! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: dude Stranger: how come startin a chat with: pics? doesnt work? Stranger: life would be so much easier for everyone Stranger: if we just shared pics Stranger: ofc your sayin; yeah Stranger: cus ur a 54 year old pedophile.. but im bein serious here Stranger: so.. Stranger: give me some good lines u use on the young girls Stranger: i mean.. obviously im amin for abit older girls.. but i bet the lines will still work Stranger: what are they? like: "i got candy in my van" or like "i'll do your back if you do mine"? or are you just straight to buisness like "LET ME DO U IN THE ARSEHOOLE U STUPID CUNT?" Stranger: cus i find hte last one kinda offendin You: what the fuck is wrong with you? Stranger: idk man Stranger: the doctors told me i have cancer Stranger: so i felt like bein a douche on the net to make me feel better Stranger: but it didnt work really Stranger: atleast it made me realise what a sick brain ive got! good thing my estimate living age is 26 i guess Stranger: bye man ^the fuck... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: want to cyber Stranger: where are you from Stranger: nice to meet you You: nigeria Stranger: wow! so far You: you like dark chocolate? Your conversational partner has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: what's your ethnicity? You: black Stranger: kewl You: are you kkk? Stranger: no. im half javanese, half arab Stranger: not white You: dope Stranger: thanks You: you eat fish Stranger: dont like it You: i eat whales and shit You: whole Stranger: good for you You: i do what i can Stranger: nice to know You: yeah You: you watch movies Stranger: i do. finally catching star trek later today zomg You: haven't seen it yet Stranger: am only watching it for quinto and his eyebrows You: here in Nigeria you can't see movies like that unless you have a bootleg Stranger: i see. not so bad isnt it Stranger: i've done that a lot when im broke You: this one guy that sells shit killed 3 people Stranger: what for? You: they try to rip him off You: there arent any police here so you can get away with just about anything Stranger: woah ok. easy tiger. no need to kill Stranger: it's that bad? You: well there are police Stranger: who dont do no shit You: most just like to garry a weapon around You: *carry Stranger: just for a reputation, nothing else eh? You: they're just as bad as the criminals Stranger: sounds like it You: you could say even worse Stranger: do you live each day in constant fear? You: i don't really leave the house You: the only valuable thing i own is this laptop Stranger: oh im sorry You: you hear gunshots at night and stuff but you get used to it Stranger: what i know of nigeria stems from things fall apart. but that was ancient You: things fall apart? Stranger: yeah. the novel by chinua achebe You: in the schools here we read a lot of american literature Stranger: oh Stranger: i gotta run tho. good luck to you Stranger: take care i tried to keep it tame
all i can do is fuck with people. they aren't very interesting. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: herro Stranger: hello You: fuck my mom just walked in the room! she says not to talk to strangers. act cool. Stranger: wow Stranger: it's nothing i can say You: just act natural. she's almost gone Stranger: yeah You: does your mom tell you not to talk to strangers? Stranger: oh，no，no，she is not You: she is not what? Stranger: she say nothing about that You: she must not love you. Stranger: no，she just trust me that i will deal with it well You: well if she didn't warn you she must want you to be kidnapped. You: maybe put into the sex trade Stranger: i'm a man ，i can handle You: can you handle double anal penetration? because on the sex trade that's where you're headed. Stranger: bitch，i won't give anybody that chance You: are you sure? Stranger: yeah You: with a mother that doesn't love you your selfesteem must be terrible. i bet you whore yourself a lot. Stranger: ridiculous You: ever dream about men? Stranger: our conversation is finish Your conversational partner has disconnected Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: what is ur bra size? You: what is you dick size? Stranger: u answer me first You: 36 DD Stranger: very nice Stranger: love to slide my 7 1/2 in cock between those You: my parents say it's bad for a boy to have that big tits. you're dick is small. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this one was my favorite. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi hi hi =) Stranger: what soap do you use? You: im going to take a razor blade to my jugular. wanna stop me? Stranger: no Stranger: go ahead and cut yourself, EMO You: fuck blood is getting all ove my keyboard Stranger: yes, and you can still type Stranger: *amazing* You: im getting dizzy You: fuck man... Stranger: quick! Stranger: before you die Stranger: cut this one too Stranger: ▄█▀█▀█▄ ▄█▀ █ ▀█▄ ▄█▀ ▀█▄ █ █ █ █ █▄▄ █ ▄█▀ █ ▄▀▄ █ █ ▀ ▀ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▄█▀▀█▄█ █▄█▀█▄ ▄█▀▀ ▀ ▀▀█ █▀ ▀█ █ █ █ ▄█▄ █ ▀█ █▀ ▀█ █▀ ▀█▄ █▀ ▀█ ▄█▀ ▀█▄▄▄█▀▀▀ ▀█▄▄▄█▀ Stranger: fucking emo gay Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi Stranger: hello Stranger: hows u You: good but i have a bstl You: it sux Stranger: bstl???! You: balls stuck to leg Stranger: haha Stranger: u random bastard Stranger: where u from You: im in a cave next to saddam dont tell any one okay? Stranger: hes dead ya daft cunt You: i know i like having sex with dead people You: do you Stranger: me 2, can grind tho, need lube You: ? You: ya lots of lube what kind do you like Stranger: prefer raping dogs to be honest You: nice ive ttried that but its not for me Your conversational partner has disconnected
You: yooo.. Stranger: hello Stranger: a/s/l? You: lets not do that. You: so there is this forum on bombingscience, and i saw this omegle thread and it totally reminded of this one time on /b/...... Stranger: what's bombing science? do you guys make bombs? You: hmm... i better go... Stranger: k bye
You: PRAISE ALLAH Stranger: ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: I WANT TO DIE AND LIVE A LIFE W/ 72 VIRGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *BOOOM* Stranger: dead You: IP address aquired. Awaiting arrival of local law enforcement agency. Please remain at your computer. Stranger: coool Stranger: im so scared now Stranger: what ever shall i do? You: Sir please calm down. You can talk to your local law enforcement agency Stranger: ok, listen to me Stranger: before you do this thing next time Stranger: try to actually make it convincing Stranger: and wait till i do something illegal Stranger: you stupid fucking imigrant You: Sorry, I was rushed into it, I mean I had to do it quick, the cats almsot done cooking Stranger: the cat? Stranger: you suck at being funny Your conversational partner has disconnected. XD
i was fucking around with someone and the guy happened to be on there for the same purpose we all are. so we were talking and he posted this: http://www.falarious.com/2009-05-29-loss-of-virginity read with caution, its more fucked up than anything ive ever read.
this one was kindof weird, but i think i played it nicely Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey sex machine You: tonight.......you! Stranger: ya? You: tonight You: you Stranger: ok You: rape Stranger: ok You: butt You: rape You: sodomy.... Stranger: can it be in my pussy? You: uhh... sure Stranger: id enjoy it more You: tonight Stranger: describe it to me You: well its non consentual rape, in which you will have a penis inserted into your vagina Stranger: being raped has always been a fantasy Stranger: is that sick? You: well.... You: what do you fantasize the guy to look like? Stranger: i dont really care Stranger: i like white guys You: what if its like... ronald mcdonald Stranger: hot white guys Stranger: abusing me You: ronald mcdonald? Stranger: no not mcdonald Stranger: u rnt are u? You: ...... You: tonight... you! Stranger: can u go into more detail? You: just come to my house and ask for directions to somewhere... just look for some golden arches Stranger: ur a loser You: and you may or may not get raped You: tonight Stranger: bye You: if you knew for sure then it wouldnt be a suprise Stranger: i need a hot guy Stranger: not ronald mcdonald You: ronald mcdonald? You: why not You: what if i put on a richard nixon mask You: ? Stranger: describe what ud do to me' Stranger: exactly You: i would create a scandal in your watergate You: and you would give deepthroat You: and gordon libby would be there also Stranger: very clever You: is that not good enough? Stranger: not violent enouh You: i would have a gun You: and a big mac You: with medium fries You: and a fountain drink of your choice
He went straight crazy on me. He typed about 20 lines in his native language. Then said "bich" and disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you brazilian? You: is it wierd that i fantasize my first time to be like 2g1c? Stranger: no Stranger: perectly normal You: so my parents were wrong. You: i knew poop sex wasnt that gross. Stranger: when i was in 4th grade i shit my pants infront of my friends Stranger: now i have a poop fetish too You: wanna come over? You: you can spray fart in my dinner You: but you gotta be a gentleman about it Stranger: i was joking Stranger: you digust me You: damn, thought maybe you'd give me acleveland steamer You: so what're you into then? You: rape? Stranger: i wanna cover mysel in bacon grease Stranger: i have you lick it off Stranger: while i shove cream cheese in ur asshole Stranger: sound fun? You: make it shit all over you and we have a date. You: deal? Stranger: no deal You: no skat? Stranger: you are sick perv Stranger: im not a perv Stranger: perv You: what if we used fudge then? You: close enough for me. You: ill just pretend. Your conversational partner has disconnected. this one was fun.