Stranger: Hi! You: HI! You: How's it going pal? Stranger: good babe You: Tell me that you have a cunt You: Please.... You: I don't wanna be stuck here talking to another dude Stranger: possably You: Is that a possibly like, "If I don't now, I can get the surgery."? Stranger: no im a girl Stranger: how old are you? You: Oh thank god You: 18 Stranger: omg Stranger: im 17 You: Oh shit balls! Stranger: haha Stranger: where bouts u from? You: U S OF A Stranger: awwwwww You: Where are you from? Stranger: australia Stranger: You: But but but! You: We're both from earth! Stranger: aww You: We have so much in common! You: Sex now or later? Stranger: Hahahaha Stranger: NOW Stranger: PLEASE!!!! You: ^_^ You: Woo woo! Stranger: hehe You: Crazy horny Aussies Stranger: hey..... You: Heyyy You: Stranger: thats mean You: I'm just playing You: Wait Stranger: nawwww Stranger: with urself? You: I finished that up before I got on here Stranger: awww You: But really, I've been naked for the last 3-4 hours Stranger: hehe You: You missed out Stranger: no,, You: But You: I need a picture of you You: Or I can't trust that you're a femal You: e* Stranger: ok fine Stranger: do you have an e-mail or something like that? You: Yeah Stranger: ok. You: (my email here) Stranger: hahah Stranger: nice You: Werrd Stranger: i like you Stranger: ur sexy You: How do you know this? Stranger: i..... Stranger: umm Stranger: im a peto....? You: Peto? Stranger: nah joking Stranger: petofile You: Pedo* You: Waiting on an Email.... You: Grrrr Stranger: 1 sec Stranger: il send you the sexiest 1 of me on my computer You: I'll be the judge of that >_> Stranger: did oyu get it? Stranger: you* You: Not yet Stranger: ok Stranger: tell me when you haveee Stranger: You: Ok You: Anywho Stranger: .... You: Start up a topic You: Do eet naow Stranger: mmm im so fucking horny, Stranger: im dripping wet You: Shamwow that shit Stranger: .... Stranger: um....? Stranger: get the e-mail yettt? You: Nope You: You might have typed it in wrong Stranger: i coppied t Stranger: it8 You: Hmmmm You: I'm lost for words then You: An anomoly of the internet Stranger: lol You: How about you just upload it and send me the link You: That sounds so much simpler Stranger: upload it to what? You: Photobucket, tinypic, image shack You: Whatever you fancy Stranger: soz my dad just came in Stranger: i cbf You: Alrighty Stranger: how bout you add me on msn and its my display picture You: Oh oh oh You: 1 new mail Stranger: You: Hahahaha You: I've seen that picture like 10 times girl Stranger: it from me? Stranger: haha dam You: Or should I say, man! Stranger: soz dude Stranger: lol You: I knew it was going to happen Stranger: i got fuck bored You: Hahaha Stranger: yer You: I got you Stranger: Stranger: o welll You: I fuck with people on this all the time Stranger: yer Stranger: fun You: That's why I told you to shamwow your cunt Stranger: lol Stranger: uer yer Stranger: yer yer* You: Well played sir You: But I am a pro at the internet Stranger: haha soz man im so fucking bored studying You: Haha, don't even trip about it Stranger: aiight You: I bid you ado thou good man Stranger: laters man Stranger: haha Dude got played!
You: hi\ Stranger: Hello Stranger: so, you need picture now? or later? You: uhh no? You: now Stranger: OK I get Stranger: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1645/n1676385831590508043210.jpg Stranger: Is OK? I not be banned? You: uh lol sure You: honestly dont belave ur a fe-male cause u never kno.. Stranger: OK good. Last guy say I should always provide picture of my breasts or I will be banned from omegle. I did not know. You: u cant get banned lol Stranger: He say it is site rule? You: bull shit You: u can do wut ever the fuck u want Stranger: Sorry I not understand? I am told it is rule of omegle to give pic? I not want my internet turn off! You: lol gtfo toy Stranger: Sorry, I polish, my english not so good. What gtfo toy mean? You: it means more pics Stranger: But he say breasts OK! Now you need more? You: yes Stranger: I no want to be banned from internets. You: exactly so more naked Stranger: He say he let me off with breasts as first time on omegle. Now you say I need nude? You: yes Stranger: This is strange place. If rule then I will take, I no want to be banned from omegle. Stranger: You wait yes? I no get banned? You: no i wait Stranger: OK I go take Stranger: wait yes You: yes Stranger: OK I back, I put pic on image place as before? You: yes Stranger: Is copying Stranger: thank you no ban me, I do as fast as I can You: no problem Stranger: OK is done, you need big letter string yes? You: yes Stranger: OK is here http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9788/n1676385831593087273912.jpg Stranger: You no ban OK? Stranger: I use omegle now yes? You: 1 more with u playing with ur self Stranger: What playing self mean? Stranger: Pic not OK? Stranger: You say nude ok? You: no one with u nude useing ur fingers in ur vagina Stranger: This place is strange. I just want to talk. I give pictures so I no get banned, but now sex pic need? You: yes Stranger: I no wish to take sex pic, is not nice. Stranger: Please no ban me You: ull have to show me or else ban Stranger: But is rude! I no masturbate for stranger! You: u ahve to or u get ban Stranger: Please no ban. You have nude. I no need masturbate. I just want use omegle You: u ahve to or i ban Stranger: My parents arive, I must go. I take more pic later You: no now preetty stupid and it was a guy
onnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: tits. Stranger: I have a cock. Stranger: And it's hard. You: Bout time, tired of all these girls on this site. Stranger: Female? You: No im just gay. Yes female. You: How are you lovely? Stranger: Horny, and you? You: Haha your such a guy. Im not quite there yet, give me a second. Stranger: What are you wearing, baby? You: Just some booty shorts. Stranger: Very nice. Tell me about your body. You: I got my moms name graffiti'd on my bicep. Stranger: haha wut You: Yeah, its cool. Stranger: Cool story bro. You: please dont call me bro, honestly. Stranger: Haha, alright. You: Uhm, im a big C. You: toy. Stranger: Big C? Stranger: I hope that's your cup size. You: Yeah, i usually drink my coffee with it. You: Hah, im horny tho. Stranger: Nice. Hah. You: I know, just a tad wet. Stranger: Rub your pussy for me babe. You: Been doin that hun. Stranger: My cock is so hard You: Damn fail, i just spilled bbq sauce on my panties. Stranger: Take 'em off You: Then where is all my pussy juice gunna land? Stranger: All over your hand, so you can lick it off You: I cant lick it off, i got bbq sauce all over my fingers. Stranger: Finger your pussy with the bbq sauce on em You: Uhh no. Kinda gross. I just wanna finish my ribs. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ra ra rasputin You: i bath in goat milk and jerk it to vampire comics You: are u into music You: by into i mean sexualy and by music i mean active Your conversational partner has disconnected.
everyone on theres either a troll or rusian fag You: hey u how my special pal today Stranger: lol hey Stranger: Im great Stranger: how r u You: feeling sunshine inside Stranger: glorious! You: thru power of jesus christ almighty Stranger: stop Im getting horny You: and his ever flowing period Stranger: what Stranger: he has a dick Stranger: no periods Stranger: only his holiest of boners You: some african tribes belive periods are natural Stranger: no fucking way its satans tears You: so the men insurt a special thor into their euthra and pull t out once a month You: thorn# Stranger: My priest told me that a vagina has teeth in it and his asshole is the safest place to be Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey haya doin Stranger: were are you from? You: hey listen here you fuckin freak i aint gotta tell you nothin. You: do you like sports? Stranger: no You: oh why not theyre great Stranger: why you are here , if you dont want to speak? You: i want to talk to you You: you just dont like sports so i really have nothing to talk about Stranger: ok, You: how about colors, whats your favorite color Stranger: blue Stranger: yours? You: oh thats awesome! im going to rape you. Stranger: you fuckin freak! You: shut up accept it. You: lemme talk to your mother. Stranger: dont even thing abouted You: pleeaasseeeee Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HAI You: orite bawjaws Stranger: FUCK YOU You: a ya mad gimp You: FUCK YOU MAW You: speak english ya chinky bastard Stranger: BAHAHA You: CHING CHONG CHUNNY WONG You: HAI LAI FRIED RICE Stranger: MEE NO SPEEKIE! You: wank You: COS UR A CHEENKIE Stranger: JERKFACEE Stranger: LOL Stranger: MUTHA FUCKA You: RIGHT MATE ILL TAKE SWEET N SOUR CHICKEN WI AN EXTRA PORTION AE FRIED RICE You: SOUND ? Stranger: IM BLACK Stranger: WANNA FIGT Stranger: ????????????????????? You: AM SCOTTISH .. ILL FUCKIN HAVE U SON Stranger: BRING IT MUTHAFUCKA You: sound en .. want tae meet us in the middle ae the atlantic .. the morra .. 3pm ? You: sound You: ill rip u fae ear tae arsehole n back again ya big ugly bastard Stranger: I BEAT YO FRENCH ASS Stranger: PFFF You: i'll stick a banana up yer arse n ye will fuckin love it Stranger: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU BITCH Stranger: WELL TYPE CORRECTLY You: ill speak english when u get down from that tree n walk on two feet ya cunt Stranger: good one? You: dont start on me You: ya baw You: IM BLACK FOOO You: I PITY THE FOO Stranger: pfffffft You: blow me ya cunt Stranger: HAY! MR T IS MY DADDI You: ur a disgrace to yer african heritage ya cunt Stranger: DON FUCK WITH ME You: black people are ashamed of u Stranger: UR A DISCRASE TO UR RUSSIAN HERITAGE You: ya fuckin wannabe chinky cunt Stranger: I GET MAH BOIS TO KICK UR ASS WITH ME You: hhhmmmmm Stranger: MAH GANG You: mate Stranger: mate You: ill do all yer fuckin "boi's" ... is that codeword for transexuals aye ? You: ya dick Stranger: good one? Stranger: im bored You: aye You: go get pumped up the arse off one of yer bois then You: aleviate the boredom for ye Stranger: bye dude it was intensee You: sook my fuckin dook ya prick Stranger: haha im done bro You: shitebag You: fucking shitebah You: fine then You: fuck off to mummy Stranger: hm i guess you arent You: tell her about the bad boy from the internet You: thats ok You: i wont judge u You: ya fuckin poof You: POOF Stranger: dude calm down You: big You: black You: poofy You: arsebandit You: kiddin on mate ... yer heavy sound ,.... am only havin a turkish wi ye You: dont take it so seriously harry You: haha ya mad dafty Stranger: hey i gotta go my bf called Stranger: bye You: her BF is a wank Stranger: seriously bye You: he sucks other guys cock behind her back Stranger: it was intense and he boosted. also im a fan of doin this one to cunts ... Stranger: gay/straight/bi? You: hey You: did u hear about ashley ? Stranger: no You: her clit is bigger than your dick ! ZOMG! haha. took me about 18 attempts to get a reply after sayin "did u hear about ashley" * im not racialist. purely on the bam up. ahah. love this shit.
Stranger: hey You: hey have you heard? You: ? Stranger: what Stranger: ? You: hm You: weird You: i thought everyone heard Stranger: hum Stranger: i dont You: B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word Your conversational partner has disconnected. i love family guy
Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f? You: i ate these weed cookies You: i think im dying Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi want to cyber? Stranger: 21 m uk You have disconnected. well i tried..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Gay? You: nope You: yourself Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hmm this is interesting You: I've never gotten a vibe like this before Stranger: thats cool i guess You: As it would be your future is full of hatred You: The cards tell of a deep agaony You: agony I'm sorry. You: Anyways You: I see that everyone you love has been pushed away You: As you further yourself for self realization You: To know, no, to STRIVE for acception You: From your peers and your family You: They do not like what you have done for your life and all you want is something simple You: The acceptence from all those around you. You: You will come to a fork in your life You: Tkae the left path You: This is all I can say for now my friend You: Happy travels. Stranger: thank you You have disconnected. I honestly wonder if this person believes me... Stranger: hi You: Hmm this is very compelling to me You: You provactive nature You: It seems to have led you on to a path of self destruction You: You're future looks dark and dismal You: You were confronted with a choice You: A choice that pathed the way between good and bad You: A choice in which you have made the wrong decision You: And must now live out every day in guilt of this manifestation that has taken hold of you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Acting like you can tell the future is funny Stranger: Im a horny gay man, looking for some cybersex You: Men have horns!? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Howdy stranger. You: do you like fishdicks? You: FUCK You: I RUINED THE JOKE You: FUCK You: FUCK You: FUCK You: FUCK Stranger: It's okay, just tell it again. You have disconnected.
1st time i was bored Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: why hello there You: lets rap You: now You: there comes a time in every mans life when they must make a decision Stranger: to be or not to be-ission You: and im here to help you follow that correct path Stranger: the one with the yellow brick tath You: did you 1/5 perfectly good black men will go to jail You: and in jail they WILL be analy raped You: all for a crime they didnt commit You: shocking yes i know Stranger: cause those nigs eat our chiggin-o Stranger: we done rapping? You: no i see your having problems with racial tollerance You: you see god made crayon boxes You: he put white and black in the same box You: live by that Stranger: hah Stranger: XD You: live like the crayons Stranger: im atheist though You: is something funny You: did i make a joke Stranger: well no... You: athiest well you seem VERY lost then Stranger: can you help me? You: yes i can my friend You: yes i can You: now in the beggining god created man You: on the 2nd day he created the sun Stranger: shit, the sun You: the 3rd day he created the moon and water Stranger: thats like our fuel You: the 4th he took a break Stranger: wtf? Stranger: a break? Stranger: hes GOD You: now now You: lets not cuss Stranger: ok ok im sorry Stranger: continue You: i know thats the strange part You: dont question god You: he is a jealous god so dont put anyone else before him You: now do you hold a day of the sabath You: ? You: hello You: i bid you good day sir
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heyy there You: hey You: how are you Stranger: im good thank you, yourself? You: fine but i heard something today You: did you hear it? Stranger: noppeee? Stranger: what was it You: it was to my understanding everyone had heard You: ? Stranger: no? You: A-well-a everybodys heard about the bird A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word Your conversational partner has disconnected. This place amazing sorry i jacekd your idea it was to damn funny XD
Stranger: hi You: Oh gawd You: Al Gore is so hot Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi, female? You: would you mind if I had a slight penis? You: But still had a vagina? You: It's not very big I promise You: Only about 12 inches Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: you have a penis Your conversational partner has disconnected. called it.... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl ?>? You: want ta battle bitch? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: how are you? You: wonderful You: found out i might be a daddy today! Stranger: congrats You: good thing i drowned my wife this morning Your conversational partner has disconnected. wtf, I'm bored
Stranger: hi You: HEY SORRY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX KEYBOARDS? Stranger: no Stranger: you should ask a computer tech You: WELL I WAS HOPING YOU WERE You: WTF Stranger: nope Stranger: is caps lock stuck? lol You: NO You: i just like typing in caps