a freaky ass virgin girlfriend? a tad redundant.

just be like...

come on... COME ON!!!

 

i tried...the girl got will power...but hey I'll change tht soon ^_^

 

since when do females have will power?

this is news to me.

 

i have this dot on my eye i follow around the room but can never look directly into it

 

I'm sick of all these noobs on bs

 

Fact: I havent had a job for two weeks

 

i beat the shit out of my friends car while drunk on Friday, it's got mass dents, but my knuckles are all busted up

 

fact.i got my ass whooped at basketball by a mentally challenged old homeless man who walks with a cane....5 to 2.i suuuuck soooo bad at basketball..



to be fair he was black.

 

FACT: i was that old black guy^

 

I Always look at my q-tip after I'm done using it

 

fact: i went to the dentist today
fact: he told me to quit smoking

 

crack aint good fo ya teeth.

fact: i like boobies.

 

fact: graffiti is the shit

 

^that wasnt a fact about yourself faggot

fact: i like to yell whopper in the drive thru 10 to 15 times for no reason, so fuckin funny

 

fact: i need to go to work...:\

 

Fact- I wish I could say that I needed to go to work.

 

fact: i have tuberculosis -_-

 

fact: im eating cheetos :O

 

Fact - I hate losing money