I like boys

 

She moans hardcore and goes all 'oh (Insert my name here) your so great.... your so big... etc' its pretty cool but at some times its just like UGH...

Fact: She likes make up sex, lol

Fact: i forgot to get pix... fuck

 

still waiting for those pix

 

Vagrant, you know i love you and all... but you maybe waiting awhile lol...

try 3 days from now. because i've got blood test tomorrow, and hospital next day

Fact: My kidney's are fucked up.

 

dont worry vagrant. i fucked the saaaame bitch just fifteen minutes ago. got tons o pics. fuckin slut butt

 

If you're going to smoke weed with me be prepared to listen to me blab on and on about the world of power politics.

 

buzz killington.
i have a friend like that.
except i'm sure you're more informed than he is.
it's not even worth arguing with him about.

 

music makes my life.

 

shit makes me lul, you prob wouldnt have a chance with her

Fact: i dont lie to girlfriends, im completely honest, even if it usually would hurt them

Fact: im the jealous type

Fact: I've stolen a car and never been caught GT-R Nissan Skyline r33 with a rb26dett engine, sold the engine for 5 grand which was more then the reward for the stolen car

Fact: 3 of my friends were watching a porno in my mates lounge about 15 minutes ago, all of them were males. i walked out lol

 

Fact: i did have a chance with her. crammed in her ass.

Fact: i lie a lot ^^^

Fact: I rode a bike once

Fact: me and my male roommate have porn thursdays. we invite all that are willing.

 

yeeeeahhhh...
watching porn isn't really a social thing, in my opinion.
keep your boners to yourself.

 

fact: i like to lay beneath my matress... no lie

matress i dont know if thats a word lol, but its the thing ON the bed you sleep on

 

yo porn is jokes to watch with your friends man. old vhs porn from the 70s it the funniest

 

actually classic porn seems more authentic then todays glam bullshit.

fact: i watched taboo 3 and another old school porn movie last night

 

nah we make a cinematic event out of it. everyone gathers around. popcorn is made. and we just sit and bullshit. it's just an excuse to have a board meeting with porn involved

 

Well my mate got bored someone did a smart ass comment and said 'hey why not put some porn on' one mate too it seriously... and boom i left at 2 in the morning

 

yea i dunno. some motha fuckas are serious bout their porn. im not one of em.

 

im in love with this girl that i work with

 

lets smoke



fun fact:

nocancontrol has eaten dog food before, and it taste just like it smells.... Delicious.