i dunno freek just told me he wants you to make it into some sort of friendship bracelet for him. im just the messenger ask him

 

I'm just venting
Fact: I have a date this saturday

 

word? classy date?

 

i would have given him mine. it would have been a fair trade

 

yea you would wouldnt you pervert?

 

Meka, we're dirty punks, we don't go on classy dates.
We're talking pizza, arcade games, and Avatar in 3D

 

ballin.

 

shit dude i was thinkin a quick hump n dump in the garbage but hey thats cool too

 

ahahahaha you guys are classy.

 

oh we know

 

fact: ive got a rat on my head.
fact: mekas got a gerbil up his ass

 

And I've got an anaconda in my pants.

 

the three of us together have a fucking zoo

 

i'm a zoologist

 

well i think vagrant snake is trying to get at mekas gerbil, you should prolly do something about that

 

No, my anaconda is vagetarian

 

does it eat fish?

 

just tuna fish tacos and only licks them

 

vag dont front like yer anaconda didnt try and say hello to my gerbil you liar!