I hope shes got a huge wang.
thats what you get when you blind date.

 

i'm praying to allah for hotness..

 

ahahahaha,

fact: i love the cruel intentions soundtrack.
fact:i get aroused when my girlfriend scrunches up her nose.

 

fact: I love reuniting with the ol' gang and shootin' the shiza about the addicts and skanks. My abs are going to crumble from laughing so hard.

 

i have a ton of work to do and it's doubtful i'll be outta here by 5 p.m. tonight.

 

get of bs and do it then.

 

fuck that. i'm on lunch. stop pushing!

 

ahhh touche.

fact:bombingscience is my second home, sorry guys.

 

fact: I'm addicted to "threading the needle" on my bike. Straight aways, curves, tight curves...don't care. The closer the better.

 

fact: i just got payed £10 for setting up my mums friends laptop. win.

 

I had to get up at 6:30 am and drive to my grandmas house because she left her goddamn phone off the hook. Then I get blamed for her internet being down. "Oh, you must have done something to it."
NO BITCH..you did. I grew up with this shit.
I HATE WHEN OLD PEOPLE LIKE TECHNOLOGY.

 

fact:i shaved my sack about a week ago an tha hair thats growin in itches like a mo-fo..

 

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not workin 4 ya..

 

fact: at the risk of sounding like a little bitch, i don't care. i'm totally in a funk today. like... the kind of funk where you just wanna kill some innocent furry animal just because.

 

Welcome to my everyday life, psys.

 

You gotta use Nair the first time..then after that it's ok to shave. Kinda deadens the nerves so it doesn't itch when it grows back. Anyways...works for me. In the summer I don't recommend doing that when it's hot weather...the family jewels tend to stick to one leg or the other.

 

my family jewels stuck to mekas moms leg once.

 

burn.


fact: cruel intentions is my all time favorite film, it's a fucking classic, plus the soundtrack is awesome.