Originally posted by Jugga@Jan 25 2006, 04:20 PM Once, I was surfing the net, when I came across a pornography website. I usually stay away from the unholy, but I was compelled enter the site and poke around for a while. Needless to say, my efforts to prevent an erection were futile against the fantastic amalgamation of sexy Latin lesbians and battery operated clitoral stimulators. After about 16 minutes worth of discomfort due to my now-tight pantaloons and inevitable wedgie, I decided to try my hand at nullifying my situation- literally. I drew a bath, curled up with the underwear catalogue from Macy’s, and began milking the long teat. While I was going at it, my grandmother walked into the bathroom, and seemed quite hurried. Thankfully, she didn’t notice me behind the curtain, due to her haste, but what was to come was most unfortunate. She proceeded to remove her under britches, and sat on the can. For the next 10 minutes, I witnessed the single most horrific event I’ve ever had to witness- my grandmother taking a dump. I, in all my disgust, was forced to keep quite and bare the smell of charbroiled broccoli that filled the room because I still had a chub going on, although it was rapidly declining. After spewing the horrific sounds of flatulencies and words of distress fit for a sailor, she stood up, flushed, and began to de-robe for a shower. In a fit of desperation, I jumped out of the bathtub, still holding the catalogue, and ran passed my now-naked grandma on my way out the door. That night, I skipped dinner.
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