i could probly catch you one.. but it would cost you lots cos ther protected species or somthing. and youd have to smuggle it out of the country i cbf..
lol i kid

 

yeah, but see i would only want it when it was still a baby, and then i would have to flush it down the toilet, and i dont think it would cope well with the crocodiles down there.

 

naw, you could film that. animal fights is the next ufc

 

they should just have a pay per view of people on death row fighting to the death (yes the death, not til they're traumatized or bleeding severely, but dead) just so the winner can get the meal of their choice as their last. i sure as hell would pay 50 bucks to see raw action of two guys beating each other to a pulp.

animal fights would be alright too.

 

Sometimes I like masturbating with my left hand because it feels like a girl is doing it for me. You know? It's like not as good as your dominant hand yet somehow still gets the job done.

 

haha, proper, thats what some kid told me. i heard somethin similar. if u sit on your hands untill they go numb, then do it, it feels good. like someone else is doin it. never got around to trying it thow.

 

I'm havin enchiladas for dinner, cos they are THE shit...

 

hahaha thats called the stranger.
haha
anyone seen that chappelle's show?

 

Lol I feel the same way. It feel totally different than usin you right hand. Lol.

 

Everyone does it.

 

i surf when ever i get the chance between bombing and school

 

I love honey dew melon.
My feet are size 13
I love Wu-Tang

 

not only do i love wu tang, but mf doom as well.

 

my favorite fruit is prolly a mango.

 

my random fact is i do graffiti... not.. actually i had sex with borats sister.. best prostitute in all of krazicstan!

 

got a mango waiting in the fridge for me to injest it.
delicious.

 

I was on the bus home after an eight and half hour shift and this kid was talking way too loudly to his friend about how he wanted to punch this old lady in the face because she pulled him out of a party for like 10 minutes so she could thank him for the flowers he gave her and then went on to talk in such an insolent tone about kids in his school he'd like to kill "but not actually kill, but if I ever saw them I'd punch them in the face again and again" I wanted to turn around and tell him that if he didn't shut the fuck up and stop acting hard then I was going to punch him in the face.
But then I remembered that I wasn't on BombingScience, so I made sure my backpack was annoyingly close to his face.

 

its tough to be an e-thug outside of the cyber world.

 

Well I've put thuggin out of my life so it's hard to be like that nowadays. But-*fondly strokes the computer screen*- Bombingscience will always be here for me.