yes. scientific fact.

might as well cut it off, it's dead weight at this point, yo.

 

lets say alot of shufling in a bush n not so much alot of movment from the other side lol maby cos of the tranqs?

 

is a regret, she was ugly and her moms bed smelt because her mom is like 500 pounds

 

vowels that sounds horrible

 

^^I like that brew too. Tastes kinda like fruit loops.

Pogs too.

 

damn iused to have beetl borg toy n i losted it :'(

 

bump this thread, i was reading the old ass posts laughing my fucking ass off.

my first time was when i was 15, she was a virgin too. she cried and squealed and hated it. her parents were asleep next door, and for some reason, they didn't give a fuck i slept over. i didn't finish right then, she started slobbin', and i said "oooh baby that feels good" and she's like "do you wanna finish" i said "ooh yeah". so i proceeded to fucking her, terribly. i lasted a god damn long time though, probably because i was a shitty fuck. i said "where do i cum?" she goes "not in my mouth i know that much". so i grabbed a tiny plastic dixie cup in her room and came in that shit. she had a thick ol booty for her age. fuck that condom shit, i said fuck that i wanna feel what the hype of sex is about...

 

Last year and it wasn't free.

 

got pretty dirty on a hard ruff bathroom floor. then on the toilet. then back on the floor.
hahaha. wow.

 

you're fucking disgusting. bathroom floor? come on now... toilet?! jesus.

 

He's obviously lying.

 

lost mine in a shower, got pulled in by a drunk girl (my g/f) i was kinda drunk too, started off fully clothes but that didnt last long hah

 

Kay, why'd you erase your post? You black-ass.

 

i got raped by my uncle he did alot too me hence why i am sexually confused and have been very damaged

 

the first time i had sex was when i put my penis inside this girls vagina and then i had sex and then it finished and i had sex

 

^yeah that sums it up pretty well for any of those still unsure of what qualifies

you have to get inside BEFORE you squirt

 

or else u get sperm on your sheets and shit

 

and after about 2 or so weeks a good punch in the ovary is a good idea

 

first time was in the woods, no condom, took me about 3 days to figure out where to put my dick, it was wack, pulled out mad early cause i was a scared little fuck and didnt want to knock her up, she called me the next day saying she was late, which as rediculous as it sounds being a day later, i still bugged the fuck out, turns out she wasnt pregnant(yeah)


then i broke up with her on her birthday



one girl i hooked up with made me vegan chicken nuggets after we fucked, thought that was worth mentioning